Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known DramasAnstey, F.
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Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known Dramas
Anstey, F.
Ibsen, Henrik, 1828-1906 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
I only came in to--to see Nora's costume. Now I've seen it, I'll go.
[_Goes out._
HELMER.
Awful bore that woman--hate boresh! [_Looks at_ NORA, _then comes
nearer._] Oh, you prillil squillikins, I _do_ love you so! Shomehow, I
feel sho lively thishevenin'!
[Illustration: "Oh, you prillil squillikins!"]
NORA.
[_Goes to other side of table._] I won't _have_ all that, Torvald!
HELMER.
Why? ain't you my lil' lark--ain't thish our lil' cage? Ver-_well_, then.
[_A ring._] Rank! confound it all! [_Enter_ Dr. RANK.] Rank, dear old
boy, you've been [_hiccoughs_] going it upstairs. Cap'tal champagne, eh?
'_Shamed_ of you, Rank!
[_He sits down on sofa, and closes his eyes gently._
DR. RANK.
Did you notice it? [_With pride._] It was almost incredible the amount I
contrived to put away. But I shall suffer for it to-morrow.
[_Gloomily._] Heredity again! I wish I was dead! I do.
NORA.
Don't apologise. Torvald was just as bad; but he is always so
good-tempered after champagne.
DOCTOR RANK.
Ah, well, I just looked in to say that I haven't long to live. Don't
weep for me, Mrs. Helmer, it's chronic--and hereditary too. Here are my
P.P.C. cards. I'm a fading flower. Can you oblige me with a cigar?
NORA.
[_With a suppressed smile._] Certainly. Let me give you a light?
[DOCTOR RANK _lights his cigar, after several ineffectual attempts,
and goes out_.
HELMER.
[_Compassionately._] Poo' old Rank--he'sh very bad to-ni'! [_Pulls
himself together._] But I forgot--Bishness--I mean, bu-si-ness--mush be
'tended to. I'll go and see if there are any letters. [_Goes to box._]
Hallo! some one's been at the lock with a hairpin--it's one of _your_
hairpins!
[_Holding it out to her._
NORA.
[_Quickly._] Not mine--one of Bob's, or Ivar's--they both wear hairpins!
HELMER.
[_Turning over letters absently._] You must break them of it--bad habit!
What a lot o' lettersh! _double_ usual quantity. [_Opens_ KROGSTAD'S.]
By Jove! [_Reads it and falls back completely sobered._] What have you
got to say to _this_?
NORA.
[_Crying aloud._] You shan't save me--let me go! I _won't_ be saved!
HELMER.
Save _you_, indeed! Who's going to save _Me_? You miserable little
criminal. [_Annoyed._] Ugh--ugh!
NORA.
[_With hardening expression._] Indeed, Torvald, your singing-bird acted
for the best!
HELMER.
Singing-bird! Your father was a rook--and you take _after_ him. Heredity
again! You have utterly destroyed my happiness. [_Walks round several
times._] Just as I was beginning to get on, too!
NORA.
I have--but I will go away and jump into the water.
HELMER.
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