Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known DramasAnstey, F.
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Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known Dramas
Anstey, F.
Ibsen, Henrik, 1828-1906 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
What good will _that_ do me? People will say I had a hand in this
business. [_Bitterly._] If you _must_ forge, you might at least put your
dates in correctly! But you never _had_ any principle! [_A ring._] The
front-door bell! [_A fat letter is seen to fall into the box_; HELMER
_takes it, opens it, sees enclosure, and embraces_ NORA.] Krogstad won't
split. See, he returns the forged I.O.U.! Oh, my poor little lark,
_what_ you must have gone through! Come under my wing, my little scared
song-bird.... Eh? you _won't_! Why, what's the matter _now_?
NORA.
[_With cold calm._] I have wings of my own, thank you, Torvald, and I
mean to use them!
HELMER.
What--leave your pretty cage, and [_pathetically_] the old cock bird,
and the poor little innocent eggs!
NORA.
Exactly. Sit down, and we will talk it over first. [_Slowly._] Has it
ever struck you that this is the first time you and I have ever talked
seriously together about serious things?
HELMER.
Come, I do like that! How on earth could we talk about serious things
when your mouth was always full of macaroons?
NORA.
[_Shakes her head._] Ah, Torvald, the mouth of a mother of a family
should have more solemn things in it than macaroons! I see that now, too
late. No, you have wronged me. So did papa. Both of you called me a
doll, and a squirrel, and a lark! You might have made something of
me--and instead of that, you went and made too much of me--oh, you
_did_!
HELMER.
Well, you didn't seem to object to it, and really I don't exactly see
what it is you _do_ want!
NORA.
No more do I--that is what I have got to find out. If I had been
properly educated, I should have known better than to date poor papa's
signature three days after he died. Now I must educate _myself_. I have
to gain experience, and get clear about religion, and law, and things,
and whether Society is right or I am--and I must go away and never come
back any more till I _am_ educated!
HELMER.
Then you may be away some little time? And what's to become of me and
the eggs meanwhile?
NORA.
That, Torvald, is entirely your own affair. I have a higher duty than
that towards you and the eggs. [_Looking solemnly upward._] I mean my
duty towards Myself!
HELMER.
And all this because--in a momentary annoyance at finding myself in the
power of a discharged cashier who calls me "I say, Torvald," I expressed
myself with ultra-Gilbertian frankness! You talk like a silly child!
NORA.
Because my eyes are opened, and I see my position with the eyes of
Ibsen. I must go away at once, and begin to educate myself.
HELMER.
May I ask how you are going to set about it?
NORA.
Certainly. I shall begin--yes, I shall _begin_ with a course of the
Norwegian theatres. If _that_ doesn't take the frivolity out of me, I
don't really know what _will_!
[_She gets her bonnet and ties it tightly._
HELMER.
Then you are really going? And you'll never think about me and the eggs
any more! Oh, Nora!
NORA.
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