Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
Peter told ’im, arter fust calling ’im some more names, because Ginger
was past it, and when ’e’d finished old Sam said ’ow surprised he was
at them for letting Bill do it, and told ’em how they ought to ’ave
prevented it. He sat there talking as though ’e enjoyed the sound of
’is own voice, and he told Peter and Ginger all their faults and said
wot sorrow it caused their friends. Twice he ’ad to throw the
bedclothes over their ’eads because o’ the noise they was making.
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“_Are you going—to undo—us?_” ses Ginger, at last.
“No, Ginger,” ses old Sam; “in justice to myself I couldn’t do it.
Arter wot you’ve said—and arter wot I’ve said—my life wouldn’t be safe.
Besides which, you’d want to go shares in my money.”
He took up ’is chest and marched downstairs with it, and about ’arf an
hour arterward the landlady’s ’usband came up and set ’em free. As soon
as they’d got the use of their legs back they started out to look for
Sam, but they didn’t find ’im for nearly a year, and as for Bill, they
never set eyes on ’im again.
LAWYER QUINCE
Lawyer Quince, so called by his neighbours in Little Haven from his
readiness at all times to place at their disposal the legal lore he had
acquired from a few old books while following his useful occupation of
making boots, sat in a kind of wooden hutch at the side of his cottage
plying his trade. The London coach had gone by in a cloud of dust some
three hours before, and since then the wide village street had
slumbered almost undisturbed in the sunshine.
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Hearing footsteps and the sound of voices raised in dispute caused him
to look up from his work. Mr. Rose, of Holly Farm, Hogg, the miller,
and one or two neighbours of lesser degree appeared to be in earnest
debate over some point of unusual difficulty.
Lawyer Quince took a pinch of snuff and bent to his work again. Mr.
Rose was one of the very few who openly questioned his legal knowledge,
and his gibes concerning it were only too frequent. Moreover, he had a
taste for practical joking, which to a grave man was sometimes
offensive.
“Well, here he be,” said Mr. Hogg to the farmer, as the group halted in
front of the hutch. “Now ask Lawyer Quince and see whether I ain’t told
you true. I’m willing to abide by what he says.”
Mr. Quince put down his hammer and, brushing a little snuff from his
coat, leaned back in his chair and eyed them with grave confidence.
“It’s like this,” said the farmer. “Young Pascoe has been hanging round
after my girl Celia, though I told her she wasn’t to have nothing to do
with him. Half an hour ago I was going to put my pony in its stable
when I see a young man sitting there waiting.”
“Well?” said Mr. Quince, after a pause.
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