On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor — John Shaqi
On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
As soon as we all three were inside the little office, I was
introduced to the manager, who turned out to be an actor I had often
seen on the boards, but who did not look a bit like himself, though he
would have done very well for his own son; he was so much shorter and
younger than he ought to have been. The clean-shaven face gives actors
such a youthful appearance. It was difficult to believe, at first,
that the sedate-looking boys I used to meet at rehearsal, were
middle-aged men with families, some of them.
Altogether, my future manager did not realize my expectations of him.
He was not dressed with that reckless disregard for expense that I had
looked for in a man of his position. To tell the truth, he presented
a very seedy figure, indeed. I put it down, however, to that contempt
for outward appearance, so often manifested by men of great wealth,
and called to mind stories of millionaires who had gone about almost
in rags; and I remembered, too, how I had once seen the mother of one
of our leading burlesque actresses, and how I had been surprised at
her extreme dinginess--the mother’s.
They had the agreements all ready, and the manager and I signed in
each other’s presence, and exchanged. Then I handed him a ten-pound
bank note, and he gave me a receipt for it. Everything was strictly
formal. The agreement, especially, was very plain and precise, and
there could be no mistake about it. It arranged for me to give my
services for the first month gratis, and after that I was to receive a
_salary according to ability_. This seemed to me very fair, indeed.
If anything, it was, perhaps, a little reckless on his part, and might
press heavily upon him. He told me candidly, however, that he did not
think I should be worth more than thirty shillings a week to him for
the first two or three months though, of course, it would depend
upon myself entirely, and he should be only too pleased if it, proved
otherwise. I held a different opinion on the subject, but did not
mention it, thinking it would be better to wait and let time prove it.
So I merely said I wished for nothing but what was fair and just,
and it appearing that this was exactly what he wanted me to have, we
parted on the best of terms; but not before all particulars had been
arranged. He was going to open for the summer season in three weeks’
time, and the rehearsals were to commence about a fortnight before.
For the next week, therefore, I was nothing; after that, I was an
Actor!!! *
* My friends deny this. They say I never became an actor. I say I did,
and I think I ought to know.
CHAPTER III. Through the Stage Door
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T was not until about a week before the opening night, that I received
a summons to attend at the theater. Eleven o’clock was the
time appointed for “the company to assemble on the stage,” and,
accordingly, at a few minutes before that hour, I stood in front of
the stage-door.
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