On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
I am speaking only of the men. Actresses nearly always find their own
dresses. There is no need of a very varied wardrobe in their case,
for in spite of all the talk about female fashions, a woman’s dress
is much the same now as in the time of the Mrs. Noahs--at least, so
it seems to me, judging from my own ark. The dress that Miss Eastlake
wore in the _Silver King_ would, I am sure, do all right for Ophelia;
and what difference is there between Queen Elizabeth and Mrs. Bouncer?
None whatever, except about the collar and the sleeves; and anybody
can alter a pair of sleeves and make a ruff. Why do actresses have
so many dresses? As far as mere shape is concerned, one would do for
everything, with a few slight alterations. You just tack on a tuck or
a furbelow, or take in a flounce, and there you are.
Maybe I’m wrong, though.
We were told to look in at the costumier’s some time during the
week, for him to take our measurement, and those of us who were
inexperienced in theatrical costumiers did so, and came away with a
hopeful idea that we were going to be sent clothes that would nearly
fit us. The majority, however, did not go through this farce, but
quietly took what they found in their dressing-rooms on the opening
night, and squeezed themselves into, or padded themselves out to it,
as the necessity happened to be.
The dressing-rooms (two rows of wooden sheds, divided by a narrow
passage) were situated over the property-room, and were reached by
means of a flight of steps, which everybody ascended and descended
very gingerly indeed, feeling sure each time that the whole concern
would come down before they got to the other end. These apartments had
been carefully prepared for our reception. The extra big holes in the
partitions had been bunged up with brown paper, and the whitewash
had been laid on everywhere with a lavishness that betokened utter
disregard of the expense; though as, before a week was over, nearly
the whole of it had been transferred to our clothes, this was rather
a waste, so far as the management was concerned. It was even reported
that one of the rooms had been swept out, but I never saw any signs of
such a thing having been done myself either then or at any other time,
and am inclined to look upon the statement merely in the light of
a feeler, thrown out for the purpose of getting at the views of the
charwoman. If so, however, it was a failure. She said nothing on
hearing it, but looked offended, and evidently considered it a subject
that should not have been mentioned to a lady.
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