Opus 21: Descriptive Music for the Lower Kinsey Epoch of the Atomic Age, a Concerto for a One-man Band, Six Arias for Soap Operas, Fugues, Anthems & BarrelhouseWylie, Philip
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Opus 21: Descriptive Music for the Lower Kinsey Epoch of the Atomic Age, a Concerto for a One-man Band, Six Arias for Soap Operas, Fugues, Anthems & Barrelhouse
Wylie, Philip
Authors -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Patients -- Fiction; Philosophy -- Fiction
"Men," I went on, "in this century, are deeply imbued with just that
personal, feminine attitude. They refuse to meddle with evils that do
not immediately threaten them. They have sold out their duty toward
the whole species, for local, temporal advantages. They no longer
live lives but merely cadge existences. If a guy is successful and
well fixed, the ordinary American does not and cannot see that he has
the reason or the right--let alone the need!--to take a dim view of
anything on earth." I picked up my copy of _Time_ magazine and waved
it at her. "Whenever one of my morally indignant volumes appears, this
self-righteous periodical, for instance, usually begins its reviews
by saying that I own a palatial residence in Florida, earn big money
writing commendable hack stories for the magazines, fish all the time,
and yet--blackguard!--I have the gall to gripe! The inference is that
I am a lunatic. Indeed, it has become more than an inference. This
carburetor of the news called my latest effort a 'whiff into midnight.'
Who is nearer the witching hour--the well-heeled gent who still sees
imperfections in the planet and says so or the editor who unconsciously
imagines that prosperity and criticism are incongruent? That is the
Ivy League philosophy--suitable to cover the ruins it soon will bring
about."
"You're mad at Clare Luce," the girl said.
"There you go! Personal again! See here, ma'am. A man can get as
intense feelings from statistical tables as a woman can from Sinatra's
brow wave. Vital statistics give them to me. I had such sensations
when, after the publication of the Smythe Report, I pensively ran over
the Periodic Table. Many other charts and graphs deeply affect me. I
hardly know Clare Luce. I had cocktails with her once--though. Very
attractive. Very--not bright--ardent. That's the important thing in
women, too. We disagreed about everything we discussed. But a woman
who enters the field of ideas is obliged, naturally, to follow some
man or men. Women have never left any ideas around for men or women
to follow. Clare said she follows Monseigneur Fulton Sheen--another
glitteringly ardent soul. I'm not mad at Clare Luce. In my situation I
find it impossible to be mad at anybody on earth. And it was generally
difficult for me, even before now."
"What's happened that made you change?"
"God has sent for me," I said sarcastically.
"You mean--you've been converted?"
"If I am ever converted--in the common sense--it will be the hard way:
posthumously and in the Presence. No. The change in me, what little I
have so far discovered, probably comes from atrophy. The peace and
mellowness that men mistake for wisdom--that is in fact the result of
calcium deposits, excess urea in the cells, and so on."
"You're forty!"
"And you're twenty--instead of twenty-six."
"You don't look it."
"You do. And as you well know, it's a damn good age for a woman to
look."
She thought awhile. "You meet a lot of woman."
"I meet a few."
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