American fiction -- 19th century; American poetry -- 19th century; American wit and humor; Short stories, American
"Same old fool break of putting a letter in the wrong envelope, and
I'm afraid to go home. My wife sent me down a note by the hired man an
hour ago, telling me to send her ten dollars, and asking me to meet
her here at the office at three o'clock and go shopping with her. At
the same time I got a bill for ten dollars from a merchant I owe,
asking me to remit. I scribbled off a note to the merchant saying:
'Can't possibly do it. I've got to meet another little thing today
that won't be put off.' I made the usual mistake and sent the merchant
the ten dollars and my wife the note."
"Can't you go home and explain the mistake to your wife?"
"You don't know her. I've done all I can. I've taken out an accident
policy for $10,000 good for two hours, and I expect her here in
fifteen minutes. Tell all the boys goodbye for me, and if you meet a
lady on the stairs as you go down keep close to the wall."
Prompt
He raised his arm to strike, but lax and slow
His arm fell nerveless to his side.
He might have struck a mighty ringing blow.
A blow that might have been his joy and pride.
But no--his strength at once did fade away,
A sudden blow seemed all his soul to fix;
He was a workman, working by the day,
And heard the whistle blow the hour of six.
The Rake-Off
"Who bids?"
The auctioneer held up a child's rocking-horse, battered and stained.
It had belonged to some little member of the man's family whose
household property was being sold under the hammer.
He was utterly ruined. He had given up everything in the world to his
creditors--house, furniture, horses, stock of goods and lands. He stood
among the crowd watching the sale that was scattering his household
goods and his heirlooms among a hundred strange hands.
On his arm leaned a woman heavily veiled. "Who bids?"
The auctioneer held the rocking-horse high that it might be seen.
Childish hands had torn away the scanty mane; the bridle was twisted
and worn by tender little fingers. The crowd was still.
The woman under the heavy veil sobbed and stretched out her hands.
"No, no, no!" she cried.
The man was white with emotion. The little form that once so merrily
rode the old rockinghouse had drifted away into the world years ago.
This was the only relic left of his happy infancy.
The auctioneer, with a queer moisture in his eyes, handed the
rocking-horse to the man without a word. He seized it with eager
hands, and he and the veiled woman hurried away.
The crowd murmured with sympathy.
The man and the woman went into an empty room and set the
rocking-horse down. He took out his knife, ripped open the front of
the horse, and took out a roll of bills. He counted them and said:
"It's a cold day when I fail without a rake-off. Eight thousand five
hundred dollars, but that auctioneer came very near busting up the
game."
The Telegram
Scene: Telegraph office in Houston.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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