["The present Government is eminently a Scottish Government. You must remember that there are in the present Cabinet no less than five Scotch members of the House of Commons ... and we have also a member of the House of Lords who is one of the most eminent Scotchmen--I mean Lord ROSEBERY."--_Mr. Asquith in Glasgow._] "_A Sassenach chief may be bonily built, He may purchase a sporran, a bonnet, a kilt; Stick a skeän in his hose--wear an acre of stripes-- But he cannot assume an affection for pipes._" --_Bab Ballads._ AIR--"_The Hundred Pipers._" Wi' sax stalwart pipers an' a', an' a', Wi' sax Scotch pipers an' a', an' a', We'll up an' gie them a blaw, a blaw, Wi' sax stout Scotch pipers an' a', an' a', Oh! it's Sassenach bummlers awa', awa'! Our WULLIE'S a Scotsman sae braw, sae braw, We'll on an' we'll march to St. Stephen's ha', Wi' its seats an' its salaries an' a', an' a'! Wi' sax Scotch pipers an' a', an' a', &c. Oh! wha' is formaist o' a', o' a'? Oh! wha' does follow the blaw, the blaw? Bonnie WULLIE, the king o' us a', hurrah! Wi' his five stout pipers an' a', an' a'! His bonnet an' feather he's wavin' high. His bagpipes wheeze, an' his ribbons fly; The nor' win' plays wi' his thin white hair, While the pipers blaw wi' an unco' flare. Wi' sax Scotch pipers an' a', an' a', &c. PRIMROSE, an' CAMPBELL, sae dink an' sae deep, Shouther to shouther wi' _Marjoribanks_ they keep, ROBERTSON, BALFOUR, an' ASHER a' round Dance themselves dry to the pibroch's sound. Dumfoundered the English saw, they saw, Dumfoundered they heard the blaw, the blaw Hath a Southron ae chance ava' ava', Wi' these sax Scotch pipers an' a', an' a'? Wi' the sax Scotch pipers an' a', an' a', The Saxon must go to the wa', the wa'! WULLIE'S up an' gies them a blaw, a blaw Wi' his sax Scotch pipers an' a', an' a'! * * * * * A CONTRIBUTION TO THE CELEBRATED PICKWICKIAN EXAMINATION PAPER.--_To Students of Pickwick._--On what (as far as this questioner is aware) solitary occasion is champagne mentioned in _Pickwick_? who drank a bottle of it? where was it consumed? after what exhilarating performance?--ED. * * * * * "_TA TA'_D AND FEATHERED."--"_A soft thing that waves_" was the description of a feather given by a Lady Correspondent--and therefore a perfectly Fair One--in the _Times_ last Saturday. But surely "_a soft thing that waves_" is evidently a lady's hand bidding somebody "_Ta! ta!_" * * * * * BY OUR OWN CRAMMER.--In unsuccessful candidates for Army and Navy Exams. England may have lost some of her best "pluck'd" soldiers and sailors. * * * * * BRIC-À-BRAC. (_By a Gallio._)