Mot by a Member. (_During the Debate on the Second Reading of the Parish Councils Bill._) FOWLER was longish, LONG was even longer, MORE was much less so, STANHOPE little stronger; But HENEAGE even when brief's sublime He's not for Hene-age, but for all (our) time! What a relief after such thrice-skimmed milk To get truth's cream from ROLLIT and from DILKE! * * * * * THE LATEST "GLASS OF FASHION."--The dress fashioned of spun-glass, as a royal robe for the Princess EULALIA of Spain, and exhibited at the Chicago World's Fair. * * * * * [Illustration: "RESH'PROSH'TY." M. CARNOT. "WELL, OLE F'LER, WE'VE ALL HAD JOLLY GOOD TIME--AN' I'M GOING T' AMNESTY EV'RYB'Y!! YOU--DO--SAME!!" TZAR. "LEAVE THAT T' ME. BY TH' WAY--COULD YOU 'BLIGE ME--TRIFLIN' LOAN?"] * * * * * "BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY." (_Rudyard Kipling passim._) TOM'S uncle by his will Left TOM in greatest glory. There _was_ a codicil-- "But that's another story." PHIL wooed a fair one, KATE; She met him _con amore_. The damages were great-- "But that's another story." HUGH'S rent (for an address!) Was far and wide _in ore_. His suite now costs him less-- "But that's another _story_." Of readers not a few Deem RIDER HAGGARD gory. We have MACBETH, it's true-- "But that's another story." One JOSEPH was enrolled-- Though now a sort of Tory-- A Williamite of old-- "But that's another story." Some maids would make it known They'll wait till locks are hoary, But wed for love alone-- "B u t t h a t 's another 'story.'" * * * * * IN BLACK AND WHITE. (_A Modern Glove Romance._) THAT pair of gloves you wore when first we met Were what you called, I think, a "pair of loves." You won them from your cousin on a bet-- That pair of gloves. Now as to colour, this or that shade proves A shade expensive, runs you into debt. Tan's universal, while a tint of dove's Particularly nice for evening. Yet Black with white stitching most my fancy moves, And such were yours. I never can forget That pair of gloves. * * * * * [Illustration: TOO COSTLY. _The Vicar._ "DEAR, DEAR, MRS. PRICKLES, I REGRET TO HEAR THAT MRS. BROWN HAS TREATED YOU SO SHAMEFULLY. I SHOULD COUNSEL YOU TO HEAP COALS OF FIRE ON HER HEAD----" _Mrs. P._ "AH, SIR--THAT'S WOT I _WOULD_ DO, AS SOON AS LOOK AT 'ER: BUT I CAN'T AFFORD IT AT ONE-AN'-NINEPENCE A 'UNDERDWEIGHT!"] * * * * * RHODES TO ----?