Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, June 1, 1895Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, June 1, 1895
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Muriel._ He has such pretty ways! That new shade of blue is very
fashionable, Mrs. AVERIDGE. But it's a little _trying_ to you, do you
know? You don't mind my saying so, do you? [_Amenities continue._
_Mr. Averidge._ It's perfectly amazing! That boy knows everything. He
talks politics----
_Claude._ He's a staunch Tory!
_Mr. Averidge._ Literature----
_Claude._ He tells me he's not a Romanticist; he cares only for the
Classics.
_Mr. Averidge._ Art----
_Claude_ (_resigned_). He dismisses Symbolism with a word, smiles at
Impressionism as old-fashioned, but speaks most kindly both of MILLAIS
and WHISTLER. He calls them "poor dears." I _think_ that was the
phrase. I won't be sure, but I think so.
_Mr. Averidge._ Yes, he's astounding.
[_Ponders._
_Claude_ (_to_ MURIEL). Aren't we going to have some music? How I
should like you to play those chants to me again! Won't you, Miss
VANE? I _love_ sacred music so.
_Muriel._ Yes; with pleasure. VIOLA has had my organ put in the
billiard-room, to be out of the way.
[_Rises._
_Claude_ (_as he and_ MURIEL _go into the billiard-room_). The
worst point about these clever boys is that they are so cynical! No
sentiment--no heart!
[_Continues ad lib._
_On the Terrace._
_Alan_ (_to_ VIOLA). You have very wonderful eyes, Mrs. TRAVERS,
haven't you?
_Viola._ Have I?
_Alan._ You know you have. Do you believe in palmistry?
_Viola._ I think I do. Do you?
_Alan._ I don't know whether I believe in it, I _like_ it.... Your
line of life....
[_Continues ad lib._
_In the Drawing-room._
_Albert._ That boy is bewildering! He flits over every subject under
the sun! Have a game of piquet, AVERIDGE?
[_They play piquet._
_In the Billiard-room._ MURIEL _playing the organ_. CLAUDE _by
her side trying to look like_ DICKSEE'S _picture, "Harmony."_
_Claude._ Do you ever have that curious feeling that you are doing
exactly what you have done before, hearing--seeing something for the
second time?
_Muriel._ Oh, yes! continually! I felt it during the whole of dinner!
_Claude._ Do you think it shows we knew each other in a previous
existence, Miss VANE?
_Muriel._ No. I am afraid it only shows that you sometimes repeat
yourself.
[_She smiles._
_Claude._ How can you be so unkind, and yet look such a perfect angel!
_Muriel._ I feel exactly like St. Cecilia when I am playing the organ.
_Claude._ And _I_ feel like St. Anthony, Miss VANE.
_On the Terrace._
_Alan._ To get right away from people, to take a drive together, and
bathe our heads in the golden sunlight! In secret! Do--_do_ let us,
Mrs. TRAVERS!
[Illustration: "Bathing her head in the golden sunlight."]
_Viola._ It _would_ be nice! ALBERT is going to town for the day, and
the AVERIDGES are going for an excursion.... But what could we drive
in?
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