Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 150, June 28th, 1916Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 150, June 28th, 1916
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
The Trawler Fleet! The Trawler Fleet is a power of great and diverse
capabilities. But my visit was paid not so much to estimate its
fighting value as to plumb its spiritual depths (which are not so
likely to be interfered with by the Censor). The very heart of British
sea power, the epitome of modern naval war, is to be found in a little
port somewhere on the ---- Coast. Here cluster just ordinary little
one-funnelled trawlers, grimy little every-day vessels. These are the
real thing. They come and go, these trawlers, in and out, back and
forth, up and down, round and round; but they are being wrought into
the weft and woof of history, every one of them.
I contemplated them. On one I found an old tar cleaning his
shore-going boots. We entered into conversation, the ice being broken
by a friendly query of his as to whether the adoption of Summer Time
had affected the prohibited hours. And I--with intention--asked him if
he had been fishing.
"Fishing?" said he; and he looked at me and winked. There was heroism
in his wink with a dash of humour, as is the way with men of our race.
On another I found a mere boy. His job, I gathered, was to help the
cook and wash up. "The War," he considered, "'adn't made no sort o'
difference to 'im. His job went on much the same."
Well, I took off my hat to him--I couldn't resist it. Never have I
been more thrilled at the thought of the indomitable spirit of our
race. No difference!
I questioned him further, but he evinced all the admirable and
impenetrable reticence of the Service in war-time.
Deeply moved by these experiences I next accosted a brawny stoker
covered with the grime of his calling. "The life seems to suit you
all right," I cried, and slapped him on the back. The result was
noteworthy. He made absolutely no reply of any sort but spat over the
side.
And finally I must tell the story of the trawler and the mine. We
all heard it, and most of the best people are telling it. It reveals
better than anything perhaps the spiritual depths. It was related by
an officer who had taken charge of our party and who actually showed
us a photograph of the mine in question in a little museum of relics
he had established on the quay, which contained also a part of a
chronometer, said to be German, and a loaf of potato bread, captured
and brought home under conditions that will make a stirring story
after the War. The mine had been towed in by a fisherman who had flung
a rope round its horns. "Cool hand, that fisherman," the narrator
concluded. (It is only fair to say that in some versions given to the
public the expression is set down as "Offhand chap" or "Careless old
card," but I believe these to be incorrect.) "He said it must be safe
enough for he had towed it for fourteen miles." (There has been some
little discrepancy as to the mileage also, one sensational writer in
the Yellow Press even putting it as high as nineteen.)
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