French fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories, French -- Translations into English
That perfumed wine which she loved so well, which kept her warm, which
gave her wings, they had the cruelty to place before her, there in her
manger, and let her sniff it; then, when she had her nostrils full
of it, it was gone--that lovely rose-flamed liquor all went down the
gullets of those good-for-nothings. And yet if they had only stopped at
taking her wine; but they were like devils, all these little clerks,
when they had drunken. One pulled her ears, another her tail; Quinquet
mounted himself upon her back, Béluguet tried his cap on her, and not
one of those little scamps reflected that with a single good kick that
excellent beast could have sent them all into the polar star, and even
farther. But no! It is no vain thing to be the Pope’s mule, the mule
of benedictions and indulgences. The children went blithely on, she
did not get angry; and it was only against Tistet Védène that she bore
malice. But that fellow, for instance, when she felt him behind her,
her hoof itched, and truly she had excellent reason. That ne’er-do-well
of a Tistet played her such villainous tricks! He had such cruel
fancies after drinking!
One day he took it into his head to make her climb up with him into
the clock tower, all the way up to the very top of the palace! And it
is no myth that I am telling you--two hundred thousand Provençals saw
it. Imagine for yourself the terror of that unhappy mule when, after
having for a whole hour twisted like a snail blindly up the staircase,
and having clambered up I know not how many steps, she found herself
all at once on a platform dazzling with light, and saw, a thousand feet
beneath her, a fantastic Avignon: the market booths no larger than
walnuts, the papal soldiers before their barracks like red ants, and
farther down, over a silver thread, a microscopically little bridge on
which the people danced and danced. Ah! poor beast! What panic! At the
bray she uttered all the windows of the palace trembled.
“What’s the matter? What are they doing to her?” cried the good Pope,
and rushed out upon the balcony.
Tistet Védène was already in the courtyard, pretending to weep and tear
out his hair.
“Ah! Holy Father, what is the matter? There is your mule.... _Mon
Dieu!_ what will happen to us! Your mule has gone up into the
belfry!”
“All by herself?”
“Yes, Holy Father, all by herself. Stay! Look there, up high. Don’t
you see her ears waving? They look like two swallows.”
“Mercy on us!” cried the poor Pope on raising his eyes. “But she must
have gone mad! Why, she will kill herself. Will you come down, you
unhappy creature!”
_Pécaïre!_ She could have asked nothing better than to come down;
but how? The stairs--they were not to be thought of: one could mount
those things, but as to coming down, one could break one’s legs a
hundred times. And the poor mule was disconsolate; but as she roamed
about the platform with her great eyes filled with vertigo she thought
of Tistet Védène.
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