French fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories, French -- Translations into English
“Ah, bandit, if I escape--what a kick tomorrow morning!”
That idea of a kick restored a little courage to her heart; except for
that she could not have held out. At last they succeeded in getting her
down, but it was not an easy affair. They had to lower her in a litter,
with ropes and windlass, and you may imagine what a humiliation it must
have been for a Pope’s mule to see herself hanging at that height,
afloat with her legs in the air like a beetle at the end of a string.
And all Avignon looking on!
The unhappy beast did not sleep that night. It seemed to her as though
she were forever turning upon that accursed platform, with the
laughter of the city below. Then she thought of that infamous Tistet
Védène, and of the delightful kick that she proposed to turn loose the
next morning. Ah, my friends, what a kick! They could see the smoke at
Pampérigouste.
But, while this pretty reception was being prepared for him at the
stable, do you know what Tistet Védène was doing? He was going singing
down the Rhône on one of the papal galleys, on his way to the Court of
Naples with a company of young nobles whom the city sent every year
to Queen Joanna for exercise in diplomacy and in manners. Tistet was
not of noble birth; but the Pope desired to recompense him for what
he had done for his mule, and above all for the activity he had shown
throughout the day of the rescue.
It was the mule who was disappointed the next day!
“Ah, the bandit! He suspected something!” she thought as she shook her
bells in fury. “But it’s all the same; go, scoundrel! You will find it
waiting for you on your return, that kick--I’ll save it for you!”
And she did save it.
After the departure of Tistet, the Pope’s mule once more found her
course of tranquil life and her former habits. Neither Quinquet nor
Béluguet came again to her stable. The delightful days of wine _à la
Française_ had returned, and with them good-humor, the long siestas,
and the little prancing step when she crossed the Avignon bridge.
However, since her adventure she was always shown a slight coldness in
the city. Folks whispered together as she passed; the old people shook
their heads, the children laughed as they pointed to the belfry. Even
the good Pope had no longer quite the same confidence in his friend,
and whenever he permitted himself to take a little nap on her back on
Sundays on returning from his vineyard, this thought always came to
him: “What if I should awake 'way up there on the platform!” The mule
discerned this and suffered, without saying a word; only, when any one
near her mentioned the name of Tistet Védène, her long ears quivered,
and with a little laugh she would sharpen the iron of her shoes on the
paving.
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