The Art of Being Bored: A Comedy in Three ActsPailleron, Edouard
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The Art of Being Bored: A Comedy in Three Acts
Pailleron, Edouard
Comedy plays; French drama -- Translations into English
SUZANNE. (_To_ BELLAC, _as he returns her handkerchief_) Oh, keep it,
I’m going to get you a drink.
MME. DE LOUDAN. (_Going toward the table before which_ SAINT-RÉAULT
_spoke, upon which is a tray and glasses of sugar-and-water_) Here,
drink!
ROGER. (_Aside to the_ DUCHESS) Look, Aunt!
DUCHESS. She’s too brazen about it to be in earnest.
BELLAC. (_Aside to_ LUCY) And are you convinced?
LUCY. Oh, for my part, the concept of love—No, I’ll tell you later!
BELLAC. In a little while?
LUCY. Yes—would you like a glass of water? (_She goes up-stage_)
MME. DE LOUDAN. (_Arriving with a glass of water_) No! Let me! The
god must pardon me: I can offer you only water, as the secret of
Nectar-making is lost!
MME. ARRIÉGO. (_Arriving with a glass of water_) A glass of water,
Monsieur Bellac?
MME. DE LOUDAN. No, no—take mine! Mine!
MME. ARRIÉGO. No, mine!
BELLAC. (_Embarrassed_) Well, I——
LUCY. (_Handing him a glass of water_) Here!
MME. DE LOUDAN. Oh, he’ll choose Lucy, I know!—I’m so jealous!—No,
mine! mine!
SUZANNE. (_Arriving with another glass of water and forcing it upon_
BELLAC) No, no, he’ll take mine! Ha, ha! the fourth thief!
LUCY. But, Mademoiselle—!
MME. DE LOUDAN. (_Aside_) That little girl has impudence!
ROGER. (_To the_ DUCHESS, _indicating_ SUZANNE) Aunt!
DUCHESS. What’s the matter with her?
ROGER. It’s just since Bellac has come!
(_The doors are opened and the large drawing-room is seen, lighted._)
DUCHESS. At last! (_To_ MADAME DE CÉRAN) Take away your company—now is
your chance!
MME. DE CÉRAN. Come, ladies, our tragedy is about to be read! In
the large drawing-room! After the reading we shall take tea in the
conservatory.
LUCY, BELLAC _and_ SUZANNE. (_Aside_) In the conservatory!
ROGER. (_Aside to the_ DUCHESS) Did you notice Suzanne? She started!
DUCHESS. And so did Bellac!
MME. DE LOUDAN. Come, ladies, the Muse is calling us.
(_The guests pass slowly into the large drawing-room._)
GENERAL. (_To_ PAUL) What is that, my dear Sub-prefect—three years!
MME. DE CÉRAN. Come, General!
GENERAL. (_Still talking with_ PAUL) Ah, yes, Countess, the
tragedy!—You are right, one must encourage Art!—Five acts! Oh!
JEANNE. (_To_ PAUL) It’s settled then, about—later?
PAUL. Yes, yes, it’s settled.
GENERAL. (_Returning to_ PAUL) Three years, you say, as Sub-prefect in
the same place? And they say the government isn’t conservative!
PAUL. That’s pretty good, Senator; excellent!
GENERAL. Oh!
TOULONNIER. (_To_ MADAME DE LOUDAN) That’s understood, Marquise! (_To_
MADAME ARRIÉGO) At your service, my dear madame!
BELLAC. (_To_ TOULONNIER) Well, General Secretary, may I hope——?
TOULONNIER. (_Giving him his hand_) It is merely what is due you; you
may count on us! (_He goes off_)
GENERAL. (_As he comes down to_ PAUL) And what is the spirit of your
_Department_,[3] my dear Sub-prefect? By Jove, you ought to know it,
after three years!
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