The Bath Keepers; Or, Paris in Those Days, v.2: (Novels of Paul de Kock Volume VIII)Kock, Paul de
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The Bath Keepers; Or, Paris in Those Days, v.2: (Novels of Paul de Kock Volume VIII)
Kock, Paul de
French fiction -- Translations into English
Another week elapsed, and Plumard made another attempt to remove the
piece of stocking, but obtained no better result.
At last, after a month, he could stand it no longer; he determined to
find out what was under the skullcap, and he said to Bahuchet one
morning:
"Take off this piece of woollen, which is beginning to be a nuisance; it
is high time to see if my hair is growing."
Bahuchet no longer dared to deny his friend's entreaty. He pinched up
the edge of the stocking, and tried to pull it off; but Plumard uttered
a piercing shriek.
"Stop!" he cried; "you are tearing off my skin!"
Bahuchet's pomade, being composed largely of pitch, had, when it dried,
become firmly glued to the scalp, while the piece of stocking was so
stuck to the pitch that it was utterly impossible to detach it. To pull
off even a small fragment, it would be necessary to pull off a bit of
the pitch, and the skin would inevitably come with it. We can
understand, therefore, why Plumard screamed aloud when Bahuchet tried to
remove his skullcap.
"Don't you want me to try again?" inquired Bahuchet.
"Why, can't you see that you are tearing the skin off my head? I don't
want to be trepanned!--What infernal kind of pomade did you give me?"
"Probably you are in too great a hurry; the work is not done yet; you
must keep the covering on a while longer."
"Alas! I am beginning to think I shall keep it on forever; I don't want
to have my skin torn off!"
"After all, that black cap is not bad-looking; you look as if you had on
a wig, or, rather, as if your hair was cut too short. I assure you that
it is preferable to your bald head."
Several weeks had passed since this conversation between the two clerks.
Plumard was still wearing his woollen skullcap glued to his head; he
tried to make the best of it, but there were times when a fit of anger
seized him, and then he vented his fury upon Bahuchet, accusing him of
having given him a pomade which, instead of accelerating the growth of
his hair, must necessarily prevent the growth of anything whatever on
his head.
To appease his comrade and restore their friendly relations, Bahuchet
lost no time in taking him aside after the Chevalier de Passedix paid
his first visit to the solicitor's office.
"There is a chance for a good windfall," he said; "this Gascon has
inherited a lot of money; he wants to replenish his wardrobe. You have
an uncle in the old clothes trade; let us go to his shop and select an
outfit--we can make a hundred per cent on it with the Chevalier de
Passedix. And then, I have an idea that he will be a profitable
acquaintance for us; the newly made capitalist seems inclined to spend
his inheritance merrily, and it is quite as well that he should run
through it with us as with somebody else; don't you think so, Plumard?"
Plumard, having scratched his black woollen patch, with a wry face,
pulled his other cap over his eyes and left the office with his comrade,
saying:
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