The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama
OTTOLINE.
[_Withdrawing her hands._] Zut! [_Moving slowly towards the glazed
door._] You have acquitted yourself bravely, _mon cher Monsieur
Philippe_! [_Shrugging her shoulders._] Say good-bye and let me turn
you out in disgrace.
PHILIP.
[_Deprecatingly._] Ha, ha, ha! [_Going to_ LADY FILSON.] Good-bye, Lady
Filson. [_She rises and shakes hands with him._] Have I bought my right
of _entree_? I may ring your bell at discreet intervals till the end of
the season?
LADY FILSON.
[_Stiffly._] Ottoline is her own mistress, Mr. Mackworth; [_more
amiably_] but apart from her, you will receive a card from
me--music--Tuesday, July the eighth.
[_He bows and she crosses to the fireplace. Then he
shakes hands with_ SIR RANDLE, _who has risen and is
standing in the middle of the room._
PHILIP.
[_To_ SIR RANDLE.] Good-bye.
SIR RANDLE.
[_Detaining_ PHILIP, _searchingly._] Er--pardon me--this new novel of
yours, on which you place so much reliance--pray don't think me
curious----
OTTOLINE.
[_Suddenly._] Ha! [_Coming to the back of the settee on the right, her
eyes gleaming scornfully at_ SIR RANDLE.] Tell my father, Philip--tell
him----
PHILIP.
[_Shaking his head at her and frowning._] Otto----
OTTOLINE.
Do; as you told it to me yesterday. [_Satirically._] It will help him
to understand why your name has escaped him in the great journals!
SIR RANDLE.
Any confidence you may repose in me, Mr. Mackworth----
OTTOLINE.
[_Prompting_ PHILIP.] It's called--_allons! racontez donc!_----
PHILIP.
[_After a further look of protest at_ OTTOLINE--_to_ SIR RANDLE,
_hesitatingly_.] It's called "The Big Drum," Sir Randle.
SIR RANDLE.
[_Elevating his eyebrows._] "The Big Drum"? [_With an innocent air._]
Military?
PHILIP.
No; social.
SIR RANDLE.
Social?
PHILIP.
[_Leaning against the arm-chair on the left of the settee on the
right._] It's an attempt to portray the struggle for notoriety--for
self-advertisement--we see going on around us to-day.
SIR RANDLE.
Ah, yes; lamentable!
PHILIP.
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