The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
“Why, no, they keep up such a maddening cooing and purring on warm days,
and drum so on tin roofs”—Kennaston stammered—“that I long ago lost
patience with the birds of Venus, whatever the tincture of their
plumage. There used to be any number of them on our place, though—”
“Ah, well,” the personage said, with a wise nod, and a bright gleam of
teeth, “you exercise the privilege common to all of us—and my intended
analogy falls through. In any event, it has been a great pleasure to
meet you. Come and see me again, Mr. Kennaston—and meanwhile, think over
what I have said.”
* * * * *
And that was all. Kennaston returned to Alcluid in a whirl of formless
speculations. The mirror and the insane query as to white pigeons could
not, he considered, but constitute some password to which Kennaston had
failed to give the proper response.
The mystery had some connection with what he had written in his book as
to the sigil of Scoteia.... And he could not find he had written
anything very definite. The broken disk was spoken of as a talisman in
the vague terms best suited to a discussion of talismans by a person who
knew nothing much about them. True, the book told what the talisman
looked like; it looked like that bit of metal he had picked up in the
garden.... He wondered if he had thrown away that bit of metal; and,
searching, discovered it in the desk drawer, where it had lain for
several months.
Laid by the lamp, it shone agreeably as Kennaston puckered his
protruding heavy brows over the characters with which it was inscribed.
That was what the sigil looked like—or, rather, what half the sigil
looked like, because Ettarre still had the other half. How could the
personage have known anything about it? unless there were, indeed,
really some secret and some password through which men won to place and
the world’s prizes?... Blurred memories of Eugène Sue’s nefarious
Jesuits and of Balzac’s redoubtable Thirteen arose in the background of
his mental picturings....
No, the personage had probably been tasting beverages more potent than
sherry; there were wild legends, since disproved, such as seemed then to
excuse that supposition: or perhaps he was insane, and nobody but Felix
Kennaston knew it.... What could a little mirror, much less pigeons,
have to do with this bit of metal?—except that this bit of metal, too,
reflected light so that the strain tired your eyes, thus steadily to
look down upon the thing....
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VIII
Of Vain Regret and Wonder in the Dark
“MADAM,” he was insanely stating, “I would not for the world set up as a
fit exponent for the mottoes of a copybook; but I am not all base.”
“You are,” flashed she, “a notorious rogue.”
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