The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions — John Shaqi
The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
“Since then, sir, by the drollest of coincidences, a famous personage
has spoken to me in almost the identical words you employed this
evening, as to the sigil of Scoteia. The coincidence, sir, lay less in
what was said than in the apparently irrelevant allusion to white
pigeons which the personage too made, and the little mirror which he too
held as he spoke. Can you not see, sir,” Kennaston asked gaily, “to what
wild imaginings the coincidence tempts a weaver of romance? I could find
it in my heart to believe it the cream of an ironic jest that you great
ones of the earth have tested me with a password, mistakenly supposing
that I, also, was initiate. I am tempted to imagine some secret
understanding, some hidden co-operancy, by which you strengthen or,
possibly, have attained your power. Confess, sir, is not the coincidence
a droll one?”
He spoke lightly, but his heart was beating fast.
“It is remarkable enough,” the prelate conceded, smiling. He asked the
name of the personage whom coincidence linked with him, and being told
it, chuckled. “I do not think it very odd he carried a mirror,” the
prelate considered. “He lives before a mirror, and behind a megaphone. I
confess—_mea culpa!_—I often find my little looking-glass a convenience,
in making sure all is right before I go into the pulpit. Not a few men
in public life, I believe, carry such mirrors,” he said, slowly. “But
you, I take it, have no taste for public life?”
“I can assure you—” Kennaston began.
“Think well, my son! Suppose, for one mad instant, that your wild
imaginings were not wholly insane? suppose that you had accidentally
stumbled upon enough of a certain secret to make it simpler to tell you
the whole mystery? Cannot a trained romancer conceive what you might
hope for then?”
Very still it was in the dark room....
Kennaston was horribly frightened. “I can assure you, sir, that even
then I would prefer my peaceful lazy life and my dreams. I have not any
aptitude for action.”
“Ah, well,” the prelate estimated; “it is scarcely a churchman’s part to
play _advocatus mundi_. Believe me, I would not tempt you from your
books. And for our dreams, I have always held heretically, we are more
responsible than for our actions, since it is what we are, uninfluenced,
that determines our dreams.” He seemed to meditate. “I will not tempt
you, therefore, to tell me the whole truth concerning that bit of metal.
I suspect, quite candidly, you are keeping something back, my son. But
you exercise a privilege common to all of us.”
“At least,” said Kennaston, “we will hope my poor wits may not be shaken
by any more—coincidences.”
“I am tolerably certain,” quoth the prelate, with an indulgent smile,
“that there will be no more coincidences.”
Then he gave Kennaston his stately blessing; and Kennaston went back to
his life of dreams.
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