Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
I did not desire the last day to wind up disagreeably, so I said nothing
to either Carrie or Lupin about the letter.
A most terrible fog came on, and Lupin would go out in it, but promised
to be back to drink out the Old Year—a custom we have always observed.
At a quarter to twelve Lupin had not returned, and the fog was fearful.
As time was drawing close, I got out the spirits. Carrie and I deciding
on whisky, I opened a fresh bottle; but Carrie said it smelt like brandy.
As I knew it to be whisky, I said there was nothing to discuss. Carrie,
evidently vexed that Lupin had not come in, did discuss it all the same,
and wanted me to have a small wager with her to decide by the smell. I
said I could decide it by the taste in a moment. A silly and unnecessary
argument followed, the result of which was we suddenly saw it was a
quarter-past twelve, and, for the first time in our married life, we
missed welcoming in the New Year. Lupin got home at a quarter-past two,
having got lost in the fog—so he said.
CHAPTER XIV
Begin the year with an unexpected promotion at the office. I make two
good jokes. I get an enormous rise in my salary. Lupin speculates
successfully and starts a pony-trap. Have to speak to Sarah.
Extraordinary conduct of Gowing’s.
JANUARY 1.—I had intended concluding my diary last week; but a most
important event has happened, so I shall continue for a little while
longer on the fly-leaves attached to the end of my last year’s diary. It
had just struck half-past one, and I was on the point of leaving the
office to have my dinner, when I received a message that Mr. Perkupp
desired to see me at once. I must confess that my heart commenced to
beat and I had most serious misgivings.
Mr. Perkupp was in his room writing, and he said: “Take a seat, Mr.
Pooter, I shall not be a moment.”
I replied: “No, thank you, sir; I’ll stand.”
I watched the clock on the mantelpiece, and I was waiting quite twenty
minutes; but it seemed hours. Mr. Perkupp at last got up himself.
I said: “I hope there is nothing wrong, sir?”
He replied: “Oh dear, no! quite the reverse, I hope.” What a weight off
my mind! My breath seemed to come back again in an instant.
Mr. Perkupp said: “Mr. Buckling is going to retire, and there will be
some slight changes in the office. You have been with us nearly
twenty-one years, and, in consequence of your conduct during that period,
we intend making a special promotion in your favour. We have not quite
decided how you will be placed; but in any case there will be a
considerable increase in your salary, which, it is quite unnecessary for
me to say, you fully deserve. I have an appointment at two; but you
shall hear more to-morrow.”
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