The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
Here he lived a kind and blameless life, but the life of a sprightly
widow of forty, who is rich and childless, and does not intend to marry
again. In the morning, after seeing his cook, he wrote a few letters (he
did not use the telephone much because it tickled his ear, and he
disliked talking into a little box where other people had talked and
breathed) and these he generally sealed with a signet belonging to his
step-mother’s grandmother, which had a coronet on it. He was a little
snobbish in this regard, in a Victorian
[Illustration: _Aunt Georgie_]
old-fashioned way, for though his step-mother was no sort of relation to
him he took over her relations as cousins, and hunted up the most remote
connections of hers, for adoption, in the Peerage. His letters being
finished he took his soft hat and sat at his club for half an hour
reading the papers. Generally he walked out to lunch, and was called for
by his car about a quarter to three. Sometimes he had a little shopping
to do, and if not, went for a drive, sitting very upright, much on the
look-out for acquaintances, and returned home for tea. After tea he sat
on his sofa working at his embroidery, had a hot bath, and except when,
about twice a week, he had a few people to dine with him, went out to
dinner. He did not play bridge but patience and the piano, both of which
he manipulated with a good deal of skill. When he entertained at his own
house, his guests were chiefly young men with rather waggly walks and
little jerky movements of their hands, and old ladies with whom he was
always a great success, for he understood them so well. He called them
all, young men and old ladies alike, ‘my dear,’ and they had great
gossips together, and they often said Georgie was very wicked, which was
a lie.
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