The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
Now the insidiousness of fads is that they are invariably based on
something which is true and reasonable, and thus have an appeal to
reasonable persons. In this they are unlike superstitions, for
superstition is in its essence unreasonable, and Mrs. Weston would no
more have bowed to the new moon (seen not through glass) or turned her
money, than she would have been made miserable by breaking a
looking-glass. She knew perfectly well that the fact of her seeing the
new moon could not affect the prosperity of her investments, while if
that amiable satellite had any power over her money it would certainly
exercise it whether she curtsied or not. But her embrace of the
vegetarian and Christian Science faith was undoubtedly based on reason:
it was true that fleshless foods contained less uric acid than sirloin
of beef: it was true also that if she or anybody else had a slight
headache, that headache would in all probability efface itself quicker
if she occupied herself in other matters, and, instead of sitting down
to think about her headache denied it in principle by disregarding it.
But it is easily possible to stretch a reasonable proposition too far,
and make it applicable to things to which it does not apply, and it is
exactly here that the faddist begins to differ from reasonable people. A
sufficiently excruciating pain cannot be banished from the
consciousness, and it is not the slightest use asserting that it does
not exist. At this point, with regard to her wisdom-tooth, she became
momentarily reasonable again, and had it out with laughing-gas like a
sensible person. But then her mind rushed back again, like air into an
exhausted receiver, into the vacuum of faddishness, and she became
happier and more ridiculous than ever. The effect must never be denied:
the faddist while convinced of her fad is extremely cheerful, as is
natural to one who has found out and is putting in practice the secret
of ideal existence. It made poor Mr. Weston very uncomfortable, but
since one of the strongest characteristics of Christian Scientists is
their inhuman disregard of other people, she did not take any notice of
a little thing like that, and proceeded to make home unhappy with utter
callousness.
But it was not her way to attach herself for very long to one creed: she
flew, like a bee gathering honey from every flower, to suck the
sweetness out of every fad, and presently she turned her volatile mind
to the study of the unseen world that she suddenly felt to be
surrounding her. Christian Science no doubt had its basis in the unseen,
but in its application it was chiefly concerned with bodily ailments and
discomforts, and the True Statement of Being harnessed itself, so to
speak, to a congested liver or a sore throat. But now she went deeper
yet, and took the final plunge of the faddist and the credulous into the
sea of spiritualism.
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