The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
Now in this highly organised city of London, if you want anything you
can always get on the track of something of the sort by a few enquiries,
and one of Mrs. Weston’s discarded vegetarians introduced her to the
celebrated medium, and general fountain-head in the matters of
table-turning, crystal-gazing, automatic writing, materialisation,
séances, planchettes and auras, the Princess Spookoffski. Nobody could
produce positive proof that she was not a Russian Princess, for Russia
is a very large place, and has probably many princesses, nor that her
companion, a small man with a chin-beard and a positive passion for
going into trances, was not a Polish refugee of high birth. This august
lady was beginning to do very good business in town, for London, ever
Athenian in its desire for some new thing, had just turned its mind to
psychical matters, and held séances with quenched lights in the
comfortable hour between tea and dinner, and had much helpful converse
with the spirits of departed dear ones, and discarnate intelligences,
that were not always remarkably intelligent.
Mrs. Weston accordingly went by appointment to the Princess’s flat in a
small street off Charing Cross Road, and was received by the Polish
refugee of high birth, who conducted her through several small rooms,
opening out of each other, to the presence of the sybil. These rooms had
a lot of muslin draped about them, and were dimly lit with small oil
lamps in front of shrines containing images or portraits hung with faded
yellow jasmine of the great spiritual guides from Moses down to Madame
Blavatsky, and a faint smell of incense and cigarettes hung about them.
In the last of these the Princess was sitting lost in profound
meditation. She wore a blue robe, serpents of yellow and probably
precious metal writhed up her arm, and she had a fat pasty face with
eyebrows so black and abundant as to be wholly incredible. Eventually
she raised her head, and with a deep sigh fixed her beady eyes on Mrs.
Weston. Then in a throaty voice she said:
‘My child, you ’ave a purple ’alo.’
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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