The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
For these thirty-four years, then, Lady Whittlemere and her husband
lived together in harmony and exquisite expensive pomposity. Had Genesis
been one of the prophetical books, their existence might be considered
as adumbrated by that of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. Only there
was no serpent of any kind, and their great house in shelter of the
Wiltshire downs had probably a far pleasanter climate than that of
Mesopotamia. Their sons grew up plain but strong, they all got into the
cricket Eleven at Eton, and had no queer cranky leanings towards
vegetarianism like Abel, or to homicide like Cain, while the daughters
until the time of their mahogany marriages grew daily more expert in the
knowledge of how to be Whittlemeres. Three months of the year they spent
in London, three more in their large property in the Highlands of
Scotland, and the remaining six were devoted to Home Life at
Whittlemere, where the hunting season and the shooting season with their
large solid parties ushered in the Old English Christmas, and were
succeeded by the quietness of Lent. Then after Easter the whole
household, from major-domo to steward’s-room boy, went second-class to
London, while for two days Lord and Lady Whittlemere ‘picnicked’ as they
called it at Whittlemere, with only his lordship’s valet and her
ladyship’s maid, and the third and fourth footmen, and the first
kitchen-maid and the still-room maid and one housemaid to supply their
wants, and made their state entry in the train of their establishment to
Whittlemere House, Belgrave Square, where they spent May, June, and
July.
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