CHORUS A really, really, really good answer. You really deserve to enter into our learned group. THIRD DOCTOR From the answers, it seems clearer than sunlight that this brainy baccalaureate holder didn’t spend his life playing hippity-hop nor smoking cigarettes; but let him explain why a heap of bran and a little milk with phlebotomy and purging of the humors are called doctor’s idols by those who are naysayers and also an asses’ bridge. If, first off, our freedom to question is acceptable to the gentleman in charge as well as to the gentlemanly doctors and all the ranks of kind listeners. BACCALAUREATE HOLDER Mister Chrysologos, that is, he who talks of gold, the doctor, asks me why a little milk and a heap of bran, phlebotomy and purging of humors are called doctor’s idols and asses’ bridge by naysayers. My answer is that prescribing such things doesn’t require a lot of knowledge and out of those four things doctors make louis, pistoles, and fourths of ecus. CHORUS You answered really, really well. You really deserve to enter into our learned group. FOURTH DOCTOR With the permission of you, sir, who are in charge, and of the entire faculty, and of the company attending these activities of ours, I will ask you learned baccalaureate holder, what are the remedies to be given both to a man and to a woman suffering from the illness called hydropsy, from bodily issues such as apoplexy, convulsion, and paralysis? BACCALAUREATE HOLDER Give a clyster, Afterwards purify, Then purge. CHORUS You answered really, really well. You really deserve to enter into our learned group. FIFTH DOCTOR If it seems okay to you sir, who are in charge, to the very learned faculty, and to the company that is listening to us, I will ask you, learned baccalaureate holder, to return one day to a house full of illnesses. What are the remedies to come up with for colicosis, febrosis, for maniacs, nephritics, frenetics, melancholics, demoniacs, asthmatics and pulmonics, for catharrosics, tussicolisics, guttosics, lepers and gallosics, for apostemasis, plague and ulcers, for every broken or fractured member? BACCALAUREATE HOLDER Give a clyster, Afterwards purify, Then purge. CHORUS You answered really, really well, You really deserve to enter into our learned group SIXTH DOCTOR With the kind allowance of the respected gentleman in charge, of the successors of Hippocrates, and of the whole circle of those with their eyes fixed on us, I ask you, oh determined baccalaureate holder, a college graduate not unworthy of Montpelier, what are the remedies to be given to the blind, the deaf, the mute, to manchotics, claudics, and all the estropiatics, for problem feet, toothaches, afflictions, rabies, and the overwhelmingly great commotion in every newlywed?