BACCALAUREATE HOLDER Give a clyster, Afterwards purify, Then purge. CHORUS You answered really, really well, You really deserve to enter into our learned group SEVENTH DOCTOR The baccalaureate gentleman has marvelously addressed all those illnesses; but if I do not bore the most learned faculty and the entire honorable company present here in body and in mind, I will put one question to him; yesterday a sick person fell into my hands, a person of rank and rich as Croesus. He has a severe fever that is ongoing, a serious headache, with trouble breathing and diarrhea of the stomach, along with a serious problem in his side and real difficulty and pain breathing. Please tell me, learned baccalaureate holder, what to do for him. BACCALAUREATE HOLDER Give a clyster, Afterwards purify, Then purge. CHORUS You answered really, really well, You really deserve to enter into our learned group THE SAME DOCTOR But if, holding off from asking why, the illness about which an opinion has been furnished, doesn’t want to get well, then what’s to be done for it? BACCALAUREATE HOLDER Give a clyster, Afterwards purify, Then purge. Purify, purge, and clysterize repeatedly. CHORUS You answered really, really well, You really deserve to enter into our learned group EIGHTH DOCTOR I beg leave of you, sir, who are in charge, of the select assembly of doctors, both practicing and eager to practice, and of the curious flock of onlookers.