"Not all," maintained the _Schnorrer_. "What of de six guineas I make by carrying round de Palm-branch on Tabernacles to be shaken by de voomans who cannot attend Synagogue, and by blowing de trumpet for de same voomans on New Year, so dat dey may break deir fasts?" "The amount is too small to deserve discussion. Pass on." "Dere is a smaller amount--just half dat--I get from de presents to de poor at de Feast of Lots, and from de Bridegrooms of de Beginning and de Bridegrooms of de Law at de Rejoicing of de Law, and dere is about four pounds ten a year from de sale of clothes given to me. Den I have a lot o' meals given me--dis, I have reckoned, is as good as seven pounds. And, lastly, I cannot count de odds and ends under ten guineas. You know dere are alvays legacies, gifts, distributions--all unexpected. You never know who'll break out next." "Yes, I think it's not too high a percentage of your income to expect from unexpected sources," admitted Manasseh. "I have myself lingered about 'Change Alley or Sampson's Coffee House just when the jobbers have pulled off a special coup, and they have paid me quite a high percentage on their profits." "And I," boasted Yankelé, stung to noble emulation, "have made two sov'rans in von minute out of Gideon de bullion-broker. He likes to give _Schnorrers_ sov'rans, as if in mistake for shillings, to see vat dey'll do. De fools hurry off, or move slowly avay, as if not noticing, or put it quickly in de pocket. But dose who have visdom tell him he's made a mistake, and he gives dem anoder sov'ran. Honesty is de best policy with Gideon. Den dere is Rabbi de Falk, de Baal Shem--de great Cabbalist. Ven--" "But," interrupted Manasseh impatiently, "you haven't made out your hundred and fifty a year." Yankelé's face fell. "Not if you cut out so many items." "No, but even all inclusive it only comes to a hundred and forty-three pounds nineteen shillings." "Nonsense!" said Yankelé, staggered. "How can you know so exact?" "Do you think I cannot do simple addition?" responded Manasseh sternly. "Are not these your ten items?" £ s. d. 1. Synagogue Pension, with Passover extras 8 0 0 2. Synagogue-knocking 10 10 0 3. District Visiting 65 0 0 4. As Congregation-man and Pyx-bearer 14 0 0 5. Year-Times 15 0 0 6. Palm-branch and Trumpet Fees 6 6 0 7. Purim-presents, &c. 3 3 0 8. Sale of Clothes 4 10 0 9. Equivalent of Free Meals 7 0 0 10. Miscellanea, the unexpected 10 10 0 Total £143 19 0