The Levellers: A Dialogue Between Two Young Ladies, Concerning Matrimony, Proposing an Act for Enforcing Marriage, for the Equality of Matches, and Taxing Single PersonsAnonymous
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The Levellers: A Dialogue Between Two Young Ladies, Concerning Matrimony, Proposing an Act for Enforcing Marriage, for the Equality of Matches, and Taxing Single Persons
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_Politica._ Not in the least; I would have it a genial compulsive Act,
after this Manner: Every Batchelor, at the Age of twenty-four Years,
should pay such a Tax to the Queen; suppose it twenty Shillings _per
Annum_ for the meanest Rank of Men, and what the Parliament thinks fit
for those of higher Degree. Every Widower, which has been so upwards of
one Year, and is under the Age of fifty Years, to pay the same Sum: Now,
according to Computation, we have seven Millions of Men in _England_,
and, suppose two Millions of the seven be Batchelors and Widowers,
qualified as before, according to their several Ranks and Qualities
taxed by Act of Parliament, they will pay into the Queen's _Exchequer_,
yearly, the Sum of two Millions five-hundred thousand Pounds Sterling,
which will be almost enough to defray the Charge of the War by Land and
Sea.
The Reasonabless of the Act is plain, for that unmarried People are, as
it were, useless to the State; they are, like Drones in a Hive, reaping
the Advantage of other People's Labours; they have their Liberties and
Freedoms secured by the Loss of other Men's Lives, and do not, from
their own Loins, repair the native Strength of the Kingdom; they are not
so good as the Spider, which hangs in the Loom drawn from her own
Bowels: On the other Hand, it is reasonable to ease such in Taxes, as
have numerous Families to the Advantage of the Commonwealth; for these
are at daily Charge in Breeding up their Issue for the Defence and
Safety of the Kingdom.
_Sophia._ Your Notions are very good and proper; but how will you be
able to put them into Practice? I hope you will not solicit this Bill
yourself at the House of Commons; you ought to have some Way or other to
communicate it to some particular Member, that he may bring it in, as
his own, and get a good Reward for his Pains from the Court. Do not you
remember, Mrs. _Murray_ told us, the other Day, how her Husband was
served about his Project of _Exchequer_ Bills? They got it to
themselves, and did not give the honest Gentleman one Groat for his
Invention. Now, Madam, if you could make yourself a Portion by their
Making an Act, you would do very well, you would serve yourself and your
Country; but, if this Act passeth, I do not find, that you and I shall
be the better for it, for the Men are still left to the Liberty of
Chusing, and they will chuse for the best Portions; we are no nearer the
Marriage-bed than before. Pray think of some compulsive Act, that may
inforce them to marry me and you.
_Politica._ It will be very difficult to get a particular Clause in our
Favour, it will cost us, at least, our Maidenheads; and then, you know,
we need not much trouble our Heads about Matrimony, we need not shut the
Stable-door when the Steed is stolen. Pray, Madam, let me hear how you
would have it for your own Advantage? It is now your Turn to propose.
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