The Life and Death of Doctor Faustus Made into a Farce — John Shaqi
The Life and Death of Doctor Faustus Made into a FarceMarlowe, Christopher
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The Life and Death of Doctor Faustus Made into a Farce
Marlowe, Christopher
Faust, -approximately 1540 -- Drama
_Old M._ O gentle _Faustus_, leave this damn'd Art; this Magick, that
will charm thy Soul to Hell, and quite bereave thee of Salvation: Though
thou hast now offended like a Man, do not, oh! do not persist in't like
a Devil. It may be this my Exhortation seems harsh, and all unpleasant;
let it not, for, gentle Son, I speak in tender Love and Pity of thy
future Misery; and so have hope that this my kind Rebuke, checking thy
Body, may preserve thy Soul.
_Faust._ Where art thou, _Faustus_? Wretch, what hast thou done? O
Friend, I feel thy Words to comfort my distressed Soul; retire, and let
me ponder on my Sins.
_Old M._ _Faustus_, I leave thee, but with grief of Heart, Fearing thy
Enemy will near depart. [_Exit._
_Enter_ Mephostopholis.
_Meph._ Thou Traytor, I arrest thee for Disobedience to thy Sovereign
Lord; revolt, or I'll in piece-meal tear thy Flesh.
_Faust._ I do repent I e'er offended him; torment, sweet Friend, that
old Man that durst disswade me from thy _Lucifer_.
_Meph._ His Faith is great, I cannot touch his Soul; but what I can
afflict his Body with I will.
_Enter_ Horse-courser _and_ Carter.
_Hors._ We are come to drink a Health to your wooden Leg.
_Faust._ My wooden Leg; what dost thou mean, Friend?
_Hors._ Ha, ha! he has forgot his Leg.
_Cart._ Psha, 'tis not a Leg he stands upon. Pray, let me ask you one
Question; Are both your Legs Bed-fellows?
_Faust._ Why dost thou ask?
_Cart._ Because I believe you have a good Companion of one.
_Hors._ Why, don't you remember I pull'd off one o' your Legs when you
were a Sleep?
_Faust._ But I have it again now I am awake.
_Cart._ Ad's Wounds, had the Doctor three Legs!----You, Sir, don't you
remember you gave a Peny for as much Hay as your Horse would eat, and
then eat up my whole Load.
_Hors._ Look you, Mr. Doctor, you must not carry it off so; I come to
have the Mony again I gave for the Ho-o-o-
[Faustus _waves his Wand_.
_Cart._ And I come to be paid far my Load of Ha-a-a.
_Enter_ Hostess.
_Host._ O Mr. Doctor! do you harbour Rogues that bilk poor Folks, and
wont pay their Reck'nings? Who must pay me for my A-a-a-a [_Waves
again._
_Enter_ Scaramouche.
_Scar._ Mr. Doctor, I can't be quiet for your Devil Mr. _Me-o-o--_
[_Waves again._
[_Exeunt_ Faustus _and_ Mephostopholis. _They all stare at one another,
and so go off, crying O, o, o, o- to the Emperor's Pallace._
_Enter Emperor_, Faustus, _Gent. Guards._ Benoolio _above_.
_Emp._ Wonder of Men, thrice Learned _Faustus_, Renowned Magician,
welcome to our Court; and as thou late didst promise us, I would behold
the Famous _Alexander_ fighting with his great Rival _Darius_, in their
true Shapes, and State Majestical.
_Faust._ Your Majesty shall see 'em presently.
_Ben._ If thou bring'st _Alexander_, or _Darius_ here, I'll be content
to be _Actæon_, and turn my self to a Stag.
_Faust._ And I'll play _Diana_, and send you the Horns presently.
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