The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
I saw how near I was to death, and I was horrified; how near I
was to being rich, and I was overjoyed. Death frightened me, and
the treasure delighted me. I wanted to run away from the first
and enjoy the second. I tore off the rags that my master, the
squire, had left me for the services I had done him. Then I tied
the rope to my foot and began to swim (I didn't know how to do
that very well, but necessity put wings on my feet and oars on my
hands). The fish there gathered around to nip at me, and their
prodding was like spurs that goaded me on. So with them nipping
and me galloping, we came up to the surface of the water, where
something happened that was the cause of all my troubles. The
fish and I were caught up in some nets that some fishermen had
thrown out, and when they felt the fish in the nets they pulled
so mightily, and water began to flow into me just as mightily, so
that I couldn't hold out, and I started to drown. And I would
have drowned if the sailors had not pulled the booty on board
with their usual speed. What a God-awful taste! I have never
drunk anything that bad in my entire life. It tasted like the
archpriest's piss my wife made me drink once, telling me it was
good Ocana wine.
With the fish on board and myself as well, the fishermen began to
pull on the line and discovered the spool (as the saying goes).
They found me tangled up in the rope and were astonished, and
they said, "What sort of fish is this? Its face looks like a
man's. Is it the devil or a ghost? Let's pull on that rope and
see what he has fastened to his foot."
The fishermen pulled so hard that their ship started to sink.
When they saw the trouble they were in, they cut the rope, and at
the same time they cut off Lazaro's hopes of ever becoming one of
the landed gentry. They turned me upside down so I would empty
out the water I had drunk and the wine, too. They saw that I
wasn't dead (which was by no means the worst that could have
happened to me), so they gave me a little wine, and I came back
to life like a lamp with kerosene poured in. They asked me all
kinds of questions, but I didn't answer a word until they gave me
something to eat. When I got my breath back, the first thing I
asked them about was the shackles that were tied to my foot.
They told me that they had cut them to get out of the danger they
had been in. Troy was lost and so were all of Lazaro's great
desires: and right then his troubles, cares, and hardships began.
There is nothing in the world worse than to have fancied yourself
rich, on top of the world, and then to suddenly find yourself
poor and at the bottom of the ladder.
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