The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself — John Shaqi
The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
I had built my castles on the water, and it had sunk them all. I
told the fishermen what both of us lost when they had cut off my
shackles. They were so angry that one of them nearly went mad.
The shrewdest one said they should throw me back into the sea and
wait for me there until I came up again. They all agreed with
him, and even though I objected strongly, their minds were made
up: they said that since I knew the way, it would be easy for me
(as if I would be going to the pastry shop or the tavern!).
They were so blinded by their greed that they would have thrown
me out if my fortune (or misfortune) had not arranged for a ship
to come up to us to help carry back the fish. They all kept
quiet so that the others wouldn't find out about the treasure
they had discovered. But they had to leave off their evil plan
for the moment. They brought their boats to shore, and they
threw me back with the fish to hide me, intending to hunt for me
again when they could. Later, two of them picked me up and
carried me to a little hut nearby. One man who didn't know the
secret asked them what I was. They said I was a monster that had
been caught with the tuna. When they had me inside that
miserable pigsty, I begged them to give me some rags to cover my
naked body so I could be presentable.
You can do that," they said, "after you've settled your account
with the hostess."
At the time I didn't understand their gibberish. The fame of the
monster spread through the countryside, and many people came to
the hut to see me. But the fishermen didn't want to show me;
they said they were waiting for permission from the bishops and
the Inquisition and that, until then, it was entirely out of the
question. I was stupified. I didn't know what they were
planning, and so I didn't know what to say or do. The same thing
happened to me that happens to the cuckold: he is the last to
find out. Those devils cooked up a scheme that Satan himself
wouldn't have thought of. But that requires a new chapter and a
new look.
IV. How They Took Lazaro through Spain
Opportunity makes the thief. And when the fishermen realized
they had such a good opportunity, they grabbed it lock, stock,
and barrel. When they saw that so many people were gathering
around the new fish, they decided to win back what they had lost
when they cut the rope from my foot. So they sent word to the
ministers of the Inquisition, asking permission to show a fish
with a man's face through all of Spain. And when they offered
those gentlemen a present of the best fish they had caught, they
were given that permission immediately. Meanwhile, our friend
Lazaro was thanking God for having taken him out of the belly of
the whale. (And that was a great miracle since my ability and
knowledge were not very good, and I swam like a lead brick.)
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