The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
This dear lady of the eight-candle birthday cake--of which, by the bye,
she partook heartily and apparently without the least misgiving--had
been married at the age of seventeen, and this, she thought, was exactly
the right age for a girl to marry, not, as might be supposed, because
it admitted of her period of repentance being so much the longer, but
simply because she considered grandchildren so interesting. She was not
inclined to be tolerant over the prudent marriages of the present day,
when no girl is unreasonable enough to expect a proposal before she
is twenty-five, or from a man who is less than thirty-five. It almost
brought me back to Shakespeare's England to hear her express such
opinions. That stately old lady, Juliet's mother, as she appears in
every modern production of the play, was made by the author to be
something between twenty-six and twenty-seven, her daughter being some
months under fourteen, but certainly forward for her age. We used to be
informed by sage critics of this drama “of utter love defeated utterly”
that Shakespeare made Juliet so young because it was the custom in
Italy, where girls developed into womanhood at a much earlier age than
in England, for a girl to marry at Juliet's time of life. It so happens,
however, that early marriage was the custom in England and not in Italy
in the sixteenth century. When a girl was twelve her parents looked
about for a promising husband for her, and usually found one when she
was thirteen.
Only a few months ago I came upon an unpublished letter, written in the
beautiful Gothic hand of Queen Elizabeth, in response to the inquiry of
an ambassador respecting a wife for an amiable young prince. The Queen
suggested two names of highly eligible young women, and mentioned that
one of them was twelve and the other thirteen!
The most flagrant example of unbridled centenarianism which I have yet
come across in the course of my investigations in the neighbourhood of
Thurswell was that of a lady who had won quite a literary aureole for
her silver hair owing to the accident of her being actually the original
“Cousin Amy” of Tennyson's “Locksley Hall.” For years she had worn this
honourable distinction, and, so far as I could gather, her title to it
had never been disputed. Even in the Cathedral Close of Broadminster the
tradition had been accepted, and she had been pointed out to strangers,
who doubtless looked at her with interest, saying, “Not really!” or “How
perfectly sweet!”
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