The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
I ventured to ask the prebendary who had told me that the poet had been
in love with her and consequently “greatly cut up” when she married some
one else--as might be inferred from some passages in the poem--what
was the present age of the lady, and he assured me that she was
seventy-four. She did not look it, but she really was seventy-four. I
had not the heart to point out that twenty-three years had elapsed since
Tennyson published his sequel--“Sixty Years After”--to his “Locksley
Hall,” so that this “Cousin Amy” must be at least a centenarian if she
had not died, as described in the sequel, between eighty and ninety
years ago. She was, however, a nice old lady and her name was really
Amy, and she had known Alfred Tennyson when she had been very young and
he a middle-aged gentleman whom it was a great privilege to know.
CHAPTER THREE--THE VILLAGE VILLAS
I.--THE PILLARS OF SOCIETY
THURSWELL IS UNDOUBTEDLY AN IDeal English village situated in the
midst of an agricultural county, and far away from the unhealthy and
demoralising influences of trade. It prides itself on being “select”--so
does every other English village, even when it lies deep embowered among
the striking scenery of a coal-mining district. But Thurswell is really
“select.” A strange family may come to one of the best houses--one
of the four or five that have entrance gates with lodges and carriage
drives--and yet remain absolutely ignored by the older residents. Of
course the shopkeepers pay the newcomers some little attention, and the
ladies who collect for the various charities and the various churches
are quite polite in making early calls; but the question of calling
formally and leaving cards simply because the people are newcomers,
requires to be thoroughly threshed out before it is followed by any
active movement on the part of the senior residents. It has been
called unsocial on this account; but everybody in the world--at least,
everybody in Thurswell--knows that to be called unsocial is only another
way of being called select The Rector must pronounce an opinion on the
strangers, and--more important still--the Rector's wife. The example of
the Barnaby-Granges, who have lived for centuries at the Moated Manor
House, must be observed for what it is worth. It is understood that
people like the Barnaby-Granges may call upon strangers out of a sense
of duty; but every one knows how far astray from the path trod by the
“select” a sense of duty may lead one, so that the fact of the Manor
House people having called upon the newcomer is not invariably regarded
as conferring upon the latter the privilege of a passport to the most
representative Society at Thurswell. The strangers must wait until Mrs.
Lingard and Miss Mercer have decided whether they are to be called on
or ignored. Mrs. Lingard is the widow of a captain of Sappers, and Miss
Mercer is the middle-aged daughter of a previous rector, and for years
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