The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
General
The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
these ladies have assumed the right of veto in respect of the question
of calling upon newcomers. Within the past year, however, this question,
it should be mentioned, has developed certain complications, owing to
the strained relations existing between the two ladies. Previously they
formed a sort of vigilance committee to determine what should be done,
but since the breaking off of diplomatic relations between them the poor
people who had previously looked to them jointly for guidance are
now compelled to consult them severally as to the course they mean to
pursue, and all this takes time, and the loss of time in the etiquette
of first calls may be construed into actual rudeness by sensitive
people.
That is how we stand at present; and although many well-meaning
persons--not invariably belonging to clerical circles--have endeavoured
to bring about a _rapprochement_ for the good of the whole community
between Mrs. Lingard and Miss Mercer, hitherto every effort of the kind
has failed.
When the particulars of the incident that brought about the friction
between the two ladies are known, it will easily be understood that
a restoration of the _status quo ante_ is not to be accomplished in a
moment.
It was all due to the exceptionally dry summer. People who retain
only the pleasantest recollections of that season of sunlight and balmy
breezes will probably find reason to modify their views respecting it
when they hear how it led to the shattering of an old friendship and,
incidentally, to the complication of the most important social question
that can come before such a community as is represented by Thurs-well.
II.--THE SHATTERING OF THE PILLARS
The facts of the matter are simple enough in their way. Each of the
ladies occupies a small house of her own, fully, and not semi-detached,
with a small patch of green in front and a small garden at the back;
but the combined needs of front and back are not considered sufficiently
great to take up all the time of a gardener working six days in the week
during the summer. There is enough work, however, to take up three days
of the six, with window-cleaning thrown in, in slack seasons. As the
conditions of labour are identical in the case of the gardens of both
ladies--only Miss Mercer throws in the washing of her pug to balance
Mrs. Lingard's window-cleaning--John Bingham, the jobbing gardener of
Thurswell, suggested several years ago that he should divide his time
between the two gardens, and this plan, to all appearances, worked very
satisfactorily in regard to every one concerned.
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