The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
Only John Bingham was aware of the trouble involved in keeping both
gardens on precisely the same level of “getting on”--only John Bingham
was aware of the difficulty of preventing either of the ladies from
seeing that anything in the garden of the other was “getting on” better
than the same thing in her own patch. It might have been fancied that
as they were in complete agreement respecting the necessity for a strict
censorship upon the visiting lists of the neighbourhood as regards
strangers, there could not possibly exist any rivalry between them on so
insignificant a matter as the growth of a petunia or the campanile of
a campanula; but John Bingham knew better. It had been his task year
by year to minimise to the one lady his success with the garden of
the other--to say a word of disparagement on Thursdays, Fridays, and
Saturdays of all that he had been praising on Mondays, Tuesdays, and
Wednesdays. But sometimes Nature is stronger even than her greatest
enemy, a jobbing gardener, and so it was that when Mrs. Lingard chanced
to pay a visit to Miss Mercer on a Thursday, she found the garden of the
latter, just recovering from the hand of John Bingham's attention on the
Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, obviously superior in some respects to
her own, and John found his diplomatic resources quite unable to meet
with the demand for an explanation when she got home. It was in vain
that he tried to make her understand, what she certainly should have
known already from her experience of the ministrations of John--namely,
that not he, but the superior soil and aspect of Miss Mercer's
herbaceous border, should be regarded accountable for the marvellous
growths which had attracted her attention in the garden of her rival.
His Thursday, Friday, and Saturday patron declared herself far from
satisfied with such an explanation. Soil! Had she ever shown herself
to be close-fisted in the matter of soil? she inquired. And as for
aspect--had he not chosen the aspect of the herbaceous border at which
he was now working? No, she knew very well, she affirmed, that what
made a garden beautiful was loving care. She professed herself unable to
understand why John should lavish all his affection upon Miss Mercer's
border rather than upon her own; all that she could do was to judge by
results, and, viewed from this basis, it could not but be apparent
to every unprejudiced observer that he had been giving Miss Mercer's
borders such loving touches as he had never bestowed upon her own: the
flowers spoke for themselves.
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