Comedy plays; French drama -- 17th century -- Translations into English
Bendish: (pointing to Martin)
Ask if I haven't spoken--
Cadwell: (to Martin)
There, let's see. Do you have my scarf?
Martin: (displaying the scarf)
Here it is.
Cadwell: (examining it)
It's very pretty. How much did you pay him?
Martin:
This morning a masked lady in a chaise came to my shop to purchase it
from me. It was only ten o'clock. I believed that you would not be
awake. Another lady, also masked paid my wife for it. My wife went
out. A third purchased it from my daughter. What shall I do with this
money? I don't know who gave it to me?
Cadwell:
Make me two more scarves.
Martin:
Same kind?
Cadwell:
No, different. You have some wit, to adjust things like that.
Martin:
Fine, sir, you will have them in the morning.
(Exit Martin)
Bendish:
Sir, in favor of so many scarves, won't you pardon me for a little
jerkin?
Cadwell:
I will pardon you, but if ever in your life--I am going to spend a few
minutes with this little shop girl near here, waiting for the hour.
Bendish:
Shall I go to find you?
Cadwell:
No, I have no need of you. I must be alone. Didn't they say that?
(Exit Cadwell)
Bendish:
Plague! At least I wasn't so stupid as to give him the jerkin he asked
for! It's a lucky jerkin for lucky men. They usually are employed in
great matters, and I intend to use it in a great affair. For once in
my life I intend to know what it is to be a man of fortune. I already
know how to ogle, as for small talk I know that. I have only to dress
quickly. (taking Cadwell's clothes from an armoire, and dressing with
difficulty for Cadwell's clothes are a bit tight) Oh, let's begin with
this divine jerkin. Plague! It's tight. Oh, who cares! A snip with the
scissors and two or three stitches with a needle are no great matter.
All right hips--get smaller. No good. What's the difference. I will
say that they brought it this way. You will see that I will start a
fashion of high hips. I have been seen before with big shoulders and
elbows in arrear. Here's a jerkin which seems very easy for me to put
on. These cursed tailors put the buttons so far from the button holes.
I will burst. Well, who would not suffer for good luck. Was ever a man
better dressed? Large head, small waist, low hips. Dammit, I intend to
forget that Cadwell exists. Damnation, I almost forgot the best part.
Orange flower water. Can one have good fortune without orange flower
water? (he takes a flask from the toilet and sprays himself) It seems
to me I have all the attributes of a lucky man. God protect us from
mishap!
CURTAIN
ACT V. The same. An hour later.
Jenny:
Where the devil is Olivia? Where is Worthy? Worthy hasn't returned
yet. What is all this? On my oath, I am going crazy? I take this
business to heart worse than if it were my own.
(Enter Worthy)
Jenny:
Eh! Where are you coming from?
Worthy:
I've been to Arabella and then Selina.
Jenny:
To do what?
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