The 'Mind the Paint' Girl: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The 'Mind the Paint' Girl: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama
It _ith_ rather a nithe ring. [_Lowering his voice._] But I thay.
LILY.
What?
DE CASTRO.
Mind you don't go and tell Gabth, on any account.
LILY.
[_With a great assumption of ignorance, raising her eyebrows._] Gabs?
DE CASTRO.
Gabrielle-- Mith Kato.
LILY.
Why shouldn't I?
DE CASTRO.
Nonsenth; _you_ know very well. [_Urgently._] You won't, will you?
LILY.
[_Shrugging her shoulders._] I won't if I remember not to.
DE CASTRO.
[_Alarmed._] Ah, now, don't be thtupid! Whath the good o' making
mithchief! [_LILY shows him the tip of her tongue._] Oh, Lil! [_GLADYS
goes out._] Lil----!
VON RETTENMAYER.
[_Leaving the group at the back and putting an arm round DE CASTRO'S
shoulder._] My dear friend Zam!
DE CASTRO.
How are you, Baron? [_Going to MRS. UPJOHN._] Afthernoon, Ma!
[_Nodding to JIMMIE and ROPER._] Afthernoon, everybody! [_Shaking
hands with JEYES, who has risen and now joins the group._] How are
you, Nicko?
LILY.
[_Giving her hand to VON RETTENMAYER._] Excuse me for cutting you
short when you came in. Thanks for your splendid present. I did send
you a wire, didn't I?
VON RETTENMAYER.
[_Kissing her hand and bowing over it._] I shall breserve it, with a
few oder souvenirs, till the end of my life.
LILY.
[_Withdrawing her hand and blowing the compliment away._] Phew! Lal,
lal, lal, la!
VON RETTENMAYER.
[_In an altered tone, after a cautious look round._] Goddess.
LILY.
Eh?
VON RETTENMAYER.
[_Anxiously._] My drifling liddle offering-- I endreat you not to
mention it to Enid.
LILY.
[_Laughing heartily._] Ha, ha, ha, ha! Another of you!
VON RETTENMAYER.
The gharming Miss Mongreiff.
LILY.
[_Seriously._] Baron, I wish you boys wouldn't make me presents and
then ask me to keep them a secret from the other girls.
VON RETTENMAYER.
And I-- I wish it were not nezezzary. But, goddess, you are alzo a
young lady of the world-- you know what women are.
LILY.
H'm! I know what you men are.
[_MAUD, a buxom young woman with a good-tempered face, dressed as a
lady's-maid, enters quickly, tying her apron, and runs to LILY. JEYES
comes to the further side of the writing-table and VON RETTENMAYER now
joins him there. JIMMIE BIRCH also comes forward, accompanied by DE
CASTRO._
MAUD.
[_To LILY._] Here, give me your things. [_LILY tosses her hat, scarf,
and gloves to MAUD._] I was in my room, having a lie down. Is my hair
untidy?
LILY.
I've never seen it anything else.
MAUD.
[_Merrily._] Ha, ha, ha! [_To JIMMIE and DE CASTRO._] Afternoon, Miss
Jimmie. Afternoon, Mr. de Castro. [_To LILY._] Now, don't let them all
tire you to death, there's a pet.
LILY.
Oh, clear out. [_As MAUD is departing._] Hi! [_Rising and kicking off
her shoes and sending them in MAUD'S direction._] Fetch me a pair of
slippers.
MAUD.
[_Picking up the shoes and chuckling._] He, he, he!
[_When MAUD reaches the door, which she has left open, GLADYS appears
with the tea-tray and with FARNCOMBE at her heels._
GLADYS.
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