The Observations of Henry: IllustratedJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Observations of Henry: Illustrated
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English; Waiters -- Fiction
“But a good deal older than the bride,” was Henry's comment, “she
being at the time a few months over fourteen.”
“Was it legal?” I enquired.
“Quite legal,” answered Henry. “In New Hampshire, it would seem,
they encourage early marriages. 'Can't begin a good thing too
soon,' is, I suppose, their motto.”
“How did the marriage turn out?” was my next question. The married
life of a lady and gentleman, the united ages of whom amounted to
thirty-two, promised interesting developments.
“Practically speaking,” replied Henry, “it wasn't a marriage at
all. It had been a secret affair from the beginning, as perhaps
you can imagine. The old man had other ideas for his daughter, and
wasn't the sort of father to be played with. They separated at
the church door, intending to meet again in the evening. Two
hours later Master Tom Sleight got knocked on the head in a street
brawl. If a row was to be had anywhere within walking distance he
was the sort of fellow to be in it. When he came to his senses he
found himself lying in his bunk, and the 'Susan Pride'--if that
was the name of the ship; I think it was--ten miles out to sea.
The Captain declined to put the vessel about to please either a
loving seaman or a loving seaman's wife; and to come to the point,
the next time Mr. Tom Sleight saw Mrs. Tom Sleight was seven years
later at the American bar of the Grand Central in Paris; and then
he didn't know her.”
“But what had she been doing all the time?” I queried. “Do you
mean to tell me that she, a married woman, had been content to let
her husband disappear without making any attempt to trace him?”
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