The Observations of Henry: Illustrated — John Shaqi
The Observations of Henry: IllustratedJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Observations of Henry: Illustrated
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English; Waiters -- Fiction
“I was making it short,” retorted Henry, in an injured tone, “for
your benefit; if you want to have the whole of it, of course you
can. He wasn't a scamp; he was just a scatterbrain--that was the
worst you could say against him. He tried to communicate with her,
but never got an answer. Then he wrote to the father, and told him
frankly the whole story. The letter came back six months later,
marked--'Gone away; left no address.' You see, what had happened
was this: the old man died suddenly a month or two after the
marriage, without ever having heard a word about it. The girl
hadn't a relative or friend in the town, all her folks being
French Canadians. She'd got her pride, and she'd got a sense of
humour not common in a woman. I was with her at the Grand Central
for over a year, and came to know her pretty well. She didn't
choose to advertise the fact that her husband had run away from
her, as she thought, an hour after he had married her. She knew he
was a gentleman with rich relatives somewhere in England; and
as the months went by without bringing word or sign of him, she
concluded he'd thought the matter over and was ashamed of her.
You must remember she was merely a child at the time, and hardly
understood her position. Maybe later on she would have seen the
necessity of doing something. But Chance, as it were, saved her
the trouble; for she had not been serving in the Cafe more than
a month when, early one afternoon, in walked her Lord and Master.
'Mam'sell Marie,' as of course we called her over there, was at
that moment busy talking to two customers, while smiling at a
third; and our hero, he gave a start the moment he set eyes on
her.”
“You told me that when he saw her there he didn't know her,” I
reminded Henry.
“Quite right, sir,” replied Henry, “so I did; but he knew a pretty
girl when he saw one anywhere at any time--he was that sort, and a
prettier, saucier looking young personage than Marie, in spite of
her misfortunes, as I suppose you'd call 'em, you wouldn't have
found had you searched Paris from the Place de la Bastille to the
Arc de Triomphe.”
“Did she,” I asked, “know him, or was the forgetfulness mutual?”
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