Humorous stories, English; Men -- Societies and clubs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
That air of pathetic dignity had merely been a bit of acting, but the
acting had been so good that it had distracted the attention from the
words. Otherwise members must have found in Sir Charles’s remarks the
well-worn tag that ‘All the world’s a stage.’ It scored two for Sir
Charles, thus putting him on the way to a win, at any rate.
A few minutes later another well-known quotation very nearly came
through unscathed. Somebody, speaking of Leonard, had said, ‘Leonard,
or Lord Herngill, whichever he prefers to be called.’
Leonard smilingly said that a rose by any other name would smell as
sweet. He admitted afterwards that he had not had the slightest
intention of quoting Shakespeare. He had merely uttered a platitude
because it happened to be apt, though as soon as he said it he
recognised his own quotation. Unfortunately for him, the Rev. Septimus
Cunliffe had also recognised it, and by challenging it added one to a
score that was growing slowly but surely. He attempted no quotation
himself, and never challenged unless he was sure. To put it plainly,
he played for safety.
‘Yes,’ said Jimmy Feldane plaintively, commenting on this incident,
‘one of the worst points about Mr W. Shakespeare is that he made such
a lot of proverbs. I don’t want to brag, but I suppose I’ve read as
little as most people, and I expect that even I don’t keep clear of
Shakespearean quotations altogether. I’m not aiming at him, but every
now and then he flies into it, so to speak.’
The supercilious Mr Quillian had provided himself with a stock of
quotations from Elizabethan dramatists other than Shakespeare, and did
deadly work with them. They were challenged, and brought the penalty
on the challengers. And having thus inspired a dread of traps, he
introduced three quotations which really were from Shakespeare, and
two of them got through undetected. Pusely-Smythe, who generally
welcomed a chance of a friendly duel with Quillian remained silent,
watching him with sardonic amusement.
The game became very strenuous. There was the closest attention in
order to spot any veritable quotation. Every strategic dodge that had
been thought of during the previous month was brought into action, to
induce a challenge that would be penalised, or to get a quotation
through undetected. Several members reached minus three, and were
ruled out.
‘This game is too much for me,’ said Mr Matthews, on losing his third
life. ‘It’s too subtle. The American game of draw-poker, with three
jokers in the pack and one of the players a crook, is simple,
transparent, and childlike compared to it. However, one of the joys of
being out of it is that I can get myself that little drink that I have
long needed.’ And he made his way to the side-table.
‘Mr Chairman,’ said Sir Charles, ‘I think a ten-minutes’ interval
would be welcome. It’s wearing work to keep on thinking what one is
saying.’
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