The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies — John Shaqi
The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comediesRoberts, Morley
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The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies
Roberts, Morley
English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; Short stories, English
And though he could not believe he was doing it, Sir Richard Dunn
crawled aloft, and did what he was told. He was stunned by his fall
and the hammering he had received, but that was nothing to the utter
and complete change of air that he experienced. As he overhauled the
gear he wondered if he was an admiral at all. If he was, how came he
on the maintopgallant-yard of a merchant ship? If he wasn't, why was
he surprised at being there? He tried to recall the last day of his
life as an admiral, and was dimly conscious of a late evening
somewhere in San Francisco at which he had certainly taken his share
of liquor. A vague sense of having been in a row oppressed him, but
he could recall nothing till he had been yanked out of his bunk by
that truculent devil of a mate then patrolling the poop.
"I--I must be mad," said the admiral.
"Now then, look alive there, you dead crawling cat," said Mr.
Simpson, "or I'll come up and boot you off the yard. Do you hear me?"
"Yes, sir," said the admiral quickly, and as he put a new mousing on
the clip-hooks of the mizzen-topmast-staysail-tripping-line block, he
murmured: "I suppose I never was an admiral after all. I don't seem
to know what I am." And the hardest nut among the admirals of the
Active List wiped away a tear with the sleeve of his coat as he
listened to the sacred Commination Service with all its blessings,
intoned in a down-east twang by the eminent Mr. Simpson.
"He's crazy," said Simpson to the second greaser. "Says he's an
admiral. I've had the Apostle Peter on board, and a cook who said he
was St. Paul, but this is the first time I've run against an admiral
before the mast."
"Does he look like it, sir?" asked Wiggins, laughing.
"He looks the toughest case you ever set eyes on," said Simpson.
"But you'd have smiled to see the way the old man slugged him off the
poop. And yet there's something about him I don't tumble to. I
guess that's where his madness lies. Guess I'll cure him or kill him
by the time we get off Sandy Hook.--Now then, you admiral, come down
here and start up the fore rigging, and do it quick, or I'll know the
reason why."
And the Knight Commander of the Bath came down as he was bid, and
having cast a perplexed eye over Simpson and Wiggins, who sniggered
at him with amused and savage contempt, he went forward in a hurry.
"This is a nightmare," he said; "I'm dreaming. Damme, perhaps I'm
dead!"
When he had overhauled the gear at the fore--and being a real seaman,
he did it well--Wiggins called him down to work on deck, and he found
himself among his new mates. By now they were all aware that he
believed he was an admiral, and that he had spoken to Simpson in a
way that no man had ever done. That was so much to his credit, but
since he was mad he was a fit object of jeers. They jeered him
accordingly, and when they were at breakfast the trouble began.
"Say, are you an admiral?" asked Knight, the biggest tough on board
except Simpson and Wiggins.
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