The Prude's Progress: A Comedy in Three ActsJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Prude's Progress: A Comedy in Three Acts
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
(_Apologetically._) You see my examination is coming on pretty soon now.
PRIMROSE DEANE.
Well, anyhow, you could come down again afterwards. (_A pause--pettishly
as she crosses to window._) But there! of course if you want to avoid
any chance of ever seeing any of us any more why---- (Turns her back on
him.)
TED MORRIS.
(_Speaking low and earnestly._) It would be better perhaps if I did
avoid seeing---- one of you any more.
PRIMROSE DEANE.
Oh, what an unkind thing to say! Which one? Why?
TED MORRIS.
Because I'm afraid that if I saw very much more of her----
PRIMROSE DEANE.
Of _her!_
TED MORRIS.
Of her--I might make a fool of myself. (_A pause_.)
PRIMROSE DEANE.
(_Who shows she fully understands his drift--coquettishly._) In--in any
particular sort of away?
TED MORRIS.
In a way that men often do make fools of themselves, Miss Deane. Perhaps
we'd better change the conversation.
PRIMROSE DEANE.
I--_I_ think it's ra-rather interesting.
TED MORRIS.
(_With sudden eager excitement._) Miss Deane--Primrose--do you mean that
you could ever----
MRS. BEN DIXON.
(_Without._) Primrose--Primrose. (_Ted stops. Primrose starts, and seems
irritated._) (_Calling louder_.) Primrose.
PRIMROSE DEANE.
(_Calling._) Yes, Mrs. Ben Dixon, I'm coming. (_To Ted_.) Don't go away.
I'll be back again in a minute. (_Runs off._)
TED MORRIS.
By Jove! Am I awake or dreaming! She _must_ have meant she----
(Enter Theo.)
THEODORE TRAVERS.
(_He is smoking a cigarette._) Oh, I thought Primrose was here.
TED MORRIS.
Yes. She--she'll be back in a minute, I think.
THEODORE TRAVERS.
Oh. Just give her that. (_Hands him a letter._) Tell her not to be
alarmed at the seal. It's only from her guardian--the Lord Chancellor.
TED MORRIS.
The Lord Chancellor!
THEODORE TRAVERS.
Yes; didn't you know? She's a ward in Chancery.
TED MORRIS.
No--I--I thought it was only heiresses who were wards in Chancery.
THEODORE TRAVERS.
Well, you'd call her an heiress, I suppose. She'll be worth about two
thousand a year. (_A pause._)
TED MORRIS.
(_With a slight laugh, and by a great effort, speaking in natural easy
tones._) I--I thought she was a poor little penniless orphan--dependent
on Aunt Bella.
THEODORE TRAVERS.
No; she doesn't suggest the heiress a bit, does she? Just as well she
doesn't, perhaps. One doesn't have to be keeping such a continual
look out for the fortune-hunting crew. She'll want to see me about that
letter, I expect. I shall be down on the Putting Green. (_Goes out._)
TED MORRIS.
(_Bitterly._) Yes, I was dreaming. This is the awakening. An heiress
with two thousand a year, and I with hardly a second coat to my back! A
smart pair they'd have said we were--Nelly and I. Damn the money!
(_Enter Primrose._)
PRIMROSE DEANE.
(_Running over to him._) I haven't been long, have I?
TED MORRIS.
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