The Resources of Quinola: A Comedy in a Prologue and Five ActsBalzac, Honoré de
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The Resources of Quinola: A Comedy in a Prologue and Five Acts
Balzac, Honoré de
French drama -- 19th century -- Translations into English
Quinola
Monipodio, please to remember that men like us must not be astonished
at anything. Leave that to smaller people. The king has given us the
ship, but without a doubloon to go and get her. We arrived here,
therefore, with those two faithful companions of genius, hunger and
thirst. A poor man who discovers a valuable idea has always seemed to
me like a crumb of bread in a fish-pond; every fish takes a bite at
him. We are likely to reach the goal of glory naked and dying.
Monipodio
You are probably right.
Quinola
One morning at Valladolid, my master was within an ace of divulging
his secret to a philosopher who knew nothing of it. I warrant you, I
showed that gentleman the door, with a dose of cudgel given with a
good will.
Monipodio
But how is it possible for us to gain a fortune honestly?
Quinola
My master is in love. Now love forces a man to do as many foolish
things as wise things. We two have first of all to protect our
protector. My master is a philosopher who cannot keep accounts--
Monipodio
Oh! my dear fellow, in choosing a master, you ought to have selected
one--
Quinola
Devotion and address count more with him than money; for money and
favor to him are mere snares. I know him well; he will either give us
or permit us to take enough to end our days in respectability.
Monipodio
Ah! that is what I have dreamed of.
Quinola
We must then use all our talents, which have been so far wasted, in
carrying out this grand enterprise. We should have had a great deal of
misfortune if the devil had not favored us.
Monipodio
It will be almost worth while to make a journey to Compostello. I have
the smuggler's faith, and I love wine.
Quinola
Are you not still in touch with the coiners of false money, and the
skeleton key-makers?
Monipodio
Yes--but for the good of the country--
Quinola
Well, that's the trick! As my master constructs his machine, I shall
take possession of the models of each part and we will make a
duplicate--
Monipodio
Quinola!
Quinola
What now?
(Paquita shows herself on the balcony.)
Monipodio
You are the greatest of men!
Quinola
I know it. Make a discovery, and you will die persecuted as a
criminal; make a copy, and you will live happy as a fool! And on the
other hand, if Fontanares should die, why should not I save his
invention for the good of humanity?
Monipodio
Especially, since we ourselves are humanity, as an old author says.
Let me embrace you.
SCENE SECOND
The same persons and Paquita.
Quinola (aside)
Next to an honest dupe, I know nothing better than the self-deluding
rascal.
Paquita (to herself)
Two friends embrace each other! They cannot therefore be spies.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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