"It was in Johannesburg three years back, when I was down on me luck. I
had been rooked properly by a Welsh gaming chap who was no end of a
bounder, and three quid was all that stood between me and—well," he
broke in, suddenly, "I had three quid left. I wore down me feet walking
the streets of that bally town looking for anything that would keep me
going for a while, and give me a chance to look around and fetch breath,
and there was nothing, but I tell ye nothing, and I was fair desperate.
One dye, and a filthy wet dye it was, too, I had gone out to the race
track, beyond Hospital Hill, where the pony races are run, thinking as
might be I’d find a berth, handling ponies there, but the season was too
far gone, and they turned me awye. I came back to town by another
road—then by the waye that fetches around by the Mahomedan
burying-ground. Well, the pauper burying-ground used to be alongside in
those dyes, and as I came up, jolly well blown, I tell ye, for I’d but
tightened me belt by wye of breakfast, I saw a chap diggin’ a gryve. I
was in a mind for gryves meself just then, so I pulled up and leaned
over the fence and piped him off at his work. Then, like the geeser I’d
come to be, I says:
"’What are ye doing there, friend?’ He looked me over between
shovelfuls a bit, and then says:
"’Oh, just setting out early violets;’ and that shut me up properly.
"Well, I piped him digging that gryve for perhaps five minutes, and
then, s’ help me, I asked him for a job. I did—I asked that
gryve-digger for a job—I was that low. He leans his back against the
side of the gryve and looks me over, then by and bye, says he:
"’All right, pardner!’
"’I’m thinking your from the Stytes,’ says I.
"’Guess yes,’ he says, and goes on digging.
"Well, we came to terms after a while. He was to give me two bob a dye
for helping him at his work, and I was to have a bunk in his ’shack’, as
he called it—a box of a house built of four boards, as I might sye, that
stood just on the edge of the gryveyard. He was a rum ’un, was that
Yankee chap. Over pipes that night he told me something of himself, and
do y’ know, that gryve-digger in the pauper burying-ground in
Johannesburg, South Africa, was a Harvard graduate! Strike me straight
if I don’t believe he really was. The man was a wreck from strong
drink, but that was the one thing he was proud of.
"’Yes, sir,’ he’d say, over and over again, looking straight ahead of
him, ’Yes, sir, I was a Harvard man once, and pulled at number five in
the boat’—the ’varsity boat, mind ye; and then he’d go on talking half
to himself. ’And now what am I? I’m digging gryves for hire—burying
dead people for a living, when I ought to be dead meself. I am dead and
buried long ago. Its just the whiskey that keeps me alive, Miller,’ he
would say; ’when I stop that I’m done for.’
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