Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Bennett, Arnold, 1867-1931
Unique among all suspenses is the suspense that occupies the editorial
mind between the moment of finally going to press and the moment of
examining the issue on the morning of publication. Errors, appalling and
disastrous errors, will creep in; and they are irremediable then. These
mishaps occur to the most exalted papers, to all papers, except perhaps
the "Voce della Verità," which, being the organ of the Pope, is
presumably infallible. Tales circulate in Fleet Street that make the
hair stand on end; and every editor says: "This might have happened to
_me_." Subtle beyond all subtleties is the magic and sinister change that
happens to your issue in the machine-room at the printers. You pass the
final page and all seems fair, attractive, clever, well-designed. . . . Ah!
But what you see is not what is on the paper; it is the
reflection of the bright image in your mind of what you intended! When
the last thousand is printed and the parcels are in the vans, then you
gaze at the unalterable thing, and you see it coldly as it actually is.
You see not what you intended, but what you have accomplished. And the
difference! It is like the chill, steely dawn after the vague poetry of
a moonlit night.
There is no peace for an editor. He may act the farce of taking a
holiday, but the worm of apprehension is always gnawing at the root of
pleasure. I once put my organ to bed and went off by a late train in a
perfect delirium of joyous anticipation of my holiday. I was recalled by
a telegram that a fire with a strong sense of ironic humour had burnt
the printing office to the ground and destroyed five-sixths of my entire
issue. In such crises something has to be done, and done quickly. You
cannot say to your public next week: "Kindly excuse the absence of the
last number, as there was a fire at the printers." Your public recks not
of fires, no more than the General Post Office, in its attitude towards
late clerks, recognizes the existence of fogs in winter. And herein
lies, for the true journalist, one of the principal charms of Fleet
Street. Herein lies the reason why an editor's life is at once
insufferable and worth living. There are no excuses. Every one knows
that if the crater of Highgate Hill were to burst and bury London in
lava to-morrow, the newspapers would show no trace of the disaster
except an account of it. That thought is fine, heroic, when an editor
thinks of it.
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