Satire; Spanish literature -- Translations into English
I began now to tire of hell, and fatigued with my walk, intimated a
desire to my conductor to depart, and to be accompanied by him as far as
the gate. He replied, he wished first to show me the apartment of the
contractors, whom I had not yet seen, and which was upon a line with that
in which we were. I then entered into the chambers of these farmers of
the revenue, and was surprised to see such a multitude, each habited in
the garb of his own country. “There are here, then,” said I, “people
from all quarters of the globe.”
“Yes,” replied the devil, “since there are every where imposts.”
“But why,” demanded I, “are these people damned, who have levied the
lawful tribute of legitimate princes? I have read in the scripture that
it is lawful to pay tribute unto Cæsar: how shall this tribute be paid,
unless there are people to collect it? must one be damned for doing a
duty?”
“Hold, hold,” cried the demon; “not quite so much philosophy; these
contractors were full as philosophical as you are; but it is nevertheless
true, if they had only levied the tribute due to their prince, they would
not have been damned; but they raised one not due, either to the prince
or to themselves: they would have been much better off, had they not made
so much expense, and the prince had given them but a shilling for a
pound. Calculate, for a moment, what an enormous sum is requisite, for
the compensation of the host of subalterns attached to an office;
consider then, how much the principal must gain; add to that, what goes
into the coffers of the king, without mentioning what is styled the
_perquisites_, and you will find that not more than one per cent of the
ducats are realized at the treasury; and that, he who gets the most, is
doubtless the farmer. If the king of Spain would oblige them to send
straight to him the custom on exports and imports, he would profit by
that the contractors get. There needs but one commissary, for all the
revenues of the king, in each office; he should supervise all the books
and accounts, contenting himself with a generous salary for his care,
punishing frauds by pecuniary fines, and by corporeal inflictions for
second offences. If the matter was thus managed, the king would be
richer, and taxes less; the people would be less burthened, and almost
all this great number of contractors, would remain in commerce, in the
army, or country. How much should you say,” demanded the devil, “the
king received, of what is annually taken from the royal mines?”
“About three quarters,” replied I.
“He would be too well off,” exclaimed he, with a cry of admiration; “he
does not get the thousandth part; all goes in outfits, in expenses; and I
verily believe, that if these things are to continue thus, the king would
gain more by closing them, than in causing them to be worked.”
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