Satire; Spanish literature -- Translations into English
“At present,” said I, “there is a necessity of levying imposts, of having
contractors, and paying them well: the neighbouring princes do the same,
to furnish their charges and expenses of war: if this is an evil, it is
one that must be endured, to preserve the whole body politic from
destruction. But how is it possible, you can so vehemently dislike the
gentlemen of the revenue, who form by far the largest part of your
infernal population?”
“It is the force of reason,” answered he, “that compels even demons to
avow the truth, and both to love and detest the wickedness we are
desirous of detecting in others, to make them companions of our misery.”
“I admire,” said I, “the force of truth; and I admire not less to see
injustice hated, even among the unjust; but I cannot comprehend, why you
should say, that however legitimate the tribute due to the prince, the
contractors cannot conscientiously take the public money.”
“You misapprehend me; that they can do; but the farmers collect more
money than is consistent with equity, or the orders of the prince; they
extort that which should be useful for the maintenance of the public
weal: it is of this charge, of this waste, the contractors are guilty.”
“I understand you,” said I to the demon; “but conduct me from hence, for
I am weary.”
He continued:—“Do you comprehend what I say, that it is the contractors
who are most happy and rich? and from whence come those superb mansions,
as magnificently furnished as the Escurial palace? how can they support
such enormous expenses? entertain so many gentlemen? give their daughters
such ample dowries? contract advantageous alliances with the noblest
families of Castile and Arragon? Such an one shall command to-day, and
be covered in the king’s presence, who a year since drove a chariot, or
stood behind a carriage. Another, who hired his land, shall presently
purchase the farm he formerly cultivated. Appointed a subaltern in one
of the offices, he soon becomes its head, and is elevated by degrees to
the nobility.”
The demon having finished, I thanked him, and wishing to impress the
lesson on my memory, engaged him to repeat it. He summed up the whole in
the following manner:—“Observe neither what reason or the law prescribes
to thee, respect neither God nor the king, lay the peasantry under
contribution, succumb to the great, become a great proprietary farmer,
cause the purchaser to pay you twice for what you sell: to put out of
sight the baseness of your origin, obtain an appointment in one of the
bureaux, and accustom yourself to command; for by these gradations one
may arrive at the highest dignities.”
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