The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern — John Shaqi
The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
Le même _Alexandre_, ètant à _Delphes_, entraina la Pretresse
d’_Apollon_ dans le Temple, pour lui faire consulter l’Oracle en
un jour deffendu; Elle, s’écria, aprés lui avoir resisté en vain,
_Alexandre, tu ès invincible_. _Je ne veux point_, dit-il, _d’autre
Oracle que celui-là._
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_Leo_ the _Bizantine_, a Disciple of _Plato_, and a very famous
Philosopher, going to meet _Philip_ King of _Macedon_, who came
with a great Army against his Country, told him, _Sir, why do
you come to attack our City_; _because_, said _Philip_, _I am
in Love with her, and am come to enjoy her_. _Ah! Sir_, reply’d
_Leo_, _Lovers don’t come to their Mistresses with Instruments of
War, but of Musick._ This agreeable and witty Repartee so pleased
_Philip_ that he changed his Resolution, and leaving _Byzantium_
at liberty, passed on to other Conquests.
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_Leon_ le _Bizantin_, Auditeur de _Platon_, & Philosophe fort
fameux, ètant allé au devant de _Philippe_ Roy de _Macedoine_
qui venoit avec une grosse Armée attaquer sa Patrie, il lui dit,
_Seigneur, Pourquoy venez vous attaquer nôtre Ville?_ _parce que
j’en suis amoureux_, dit _Philippe_, en raillant, _& que je viens
pour en jouir_. _Ah! Sire_, reprit _Leon_, _les Amans ne vont point
chez leurs Maîtresses avec des instrumens de Guerre, mais avec des
instrumens de Musique_. Cette agréable & subtile réponse plût si
sort à _Philippe_ qu’il changea de resolution, & laissant _Bizance_
en liberté, il passa à d’autres Conquetes.
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One asked _Pythagoras_ why he had married his Daughter to one of
his Enemies; _because_, answered that Philosopher, _I thought I
could do him no greater injury than give him a Wife_.
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On demandoit a _Pythagore_, pourquoy il avoit marié sa Fille à un
de ses Ennemis, ce Philosophe répondit, que c’estoit, _parce qu’il
croyait ne pouvoir lui faire un plus grand mal que de lui donner
une Femme_.
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_Diogenes_ seeing an ill Marks-man drawing his Bow, he put himself
just before the Mark, and being asked why he did so, _because_,
said he, _he’ll be sure not hit me there_.
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_Diogene_ voyant un Homme que tiroit de l’Arc, & qui en tiroit fort
mal, se mit devant le but, on luy demanda, pourquoy il s’en mettoit
si prés, _c’est_, répondit-il, _afin qu’il ne me touche point_.
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_Alexander_ going to see _Diogenes_ the _Cynick_, He found him in
a Field basking himself in the Sun; and accosting him, followed by
all his Court, he said to him, I am _Alexander_ the Great: And I,
answered the Philosopher, am _Diogenes_ the Cynick. _Alexander_
made him several offers, and asked him what he desired of him;
nothing, said _Diogenes_, but only that you stand a little aside,
and don’t hinder the Sun to shine upon me. The King surprized
with his Manners, cried out _were I not_ Alexander, _I could be_
Diogenes.
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