The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
_Zeuxis_ contending with _Parrhasius_ about the Excellence of their
Pictures, drew some Grapes so much to the Life, that Birds came to
peck at them. As for _Parrhasius_ he exposed to view a Curtain so
well done, that _Zeuxis_ proud of the sucess of his Work, told him
hastily, that ’twas not a time to hide his Picture, and offered to
draw the Curtain himself; but perceiving his Mistake: _Well_, said
he, _I have done with thee; I only cheated Birds, but thou hast
cheated the Painter himself_.
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_Zeuxis_ disputant avec _Parrhasius_ de l’excellence de leurs
Tableaux, peignit des Raisins si fort au Naturel, que les Oiseaux
venoient les bequeter. _Parrhasius_ de son côté exposa en vuë un
rideau si bien-fait, que _Zeuxis_ enflé du succez de son ouvrage,
lui dit impatiemment, que ce n’ètoit pas là le tems de cacher son
Tableau, & voulut tirer le rideau lui même, mais appercevant son
Erreur: _Ah!_ lui dit il, _je te quitte; je n’ai trompé que les
Oiseaux, & tu as trompé le Peintre même_.
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_Pericles_ being accused for laying out the Publick Revenues upon
Buildings, Publick Ornaments, and Offerings to the Gods: _Will you
give me leave_, said he, to the People, _to get my name ingraved
upon all those things instead of yours, and I’ll be at the charge
of them out of my own Pocket_. At which Words, the People out of a
point of Honour, refused to accept his Proposal, and permitted him
to go on with his Magnificence in the Name of the People.
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Comme on accusoit _Periclés_ de dépenser les Deniers publics en
Batimens, en Decorations publiques, & en offrandes qu’il faisoit
aux Dieux: _voulez vous permettre_, dit-il au Peuple, _que je fasse
graver sur toutes ces choses-là mon nom en la place du vôtre, j’en
payerai la depense de mes propres Deniers_. A ce Mot, le Peuple
piqué d’honneur, refusa d’accepter sa Proposition, & lui permit de
continüer ses magnificences au nom du Peuple.
118
Some _Romans_ wondered that _Cesar_ should continue perpetual
Dictator, by which he seemed to affect Monarchy; whereas _Sylla_
had renounced that Title, to whom _Cesar_ answered: _Do not wonder
at that_, Sylla _could not read well, and so was not able to
dictate long_.
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Quelques _Romains_ trouvant étrange que _Cesar_ demeurât Dictateur
perpetuel, en quoi il sembloit affecter la Royauté, vû que _Sylla_
avoit quitté cette qualité-là, _Cesar_ leur répondit: _Ne vous
ètonnez pas de cela_, Sylla _ne savoit pas bien lire, il ne pouvoit
pas dicter longtems_.
119
_Dionysius_ the Tyrant of _Sicily_ caused the Statue of _Jupiter
Olympius_ to be stripped of a Cloak of massive Gold, worth above
fifty thousand Crowns, and instead of that gave him one of Wool,
saying _This Cloak is too Cold in Winter, and too heavy in Summer;
we must take care of_ Jupiter, _this Woollen one will fit him much
better_.
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