The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
_Caton d’Utique_, voyant que _Cesar_ avoit rempli le Temple de
_Castor_, & la place publique, de gens armez contre lui: _O que_
Cesar, dit-il, _est un grand Poltron, d’armer tant de Soldats
contre un seul homme!_
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One of _Artaxerxes_’s Officers asked an unjust thing of him: The
King being informed that he was prompted to do it only upon a
Promise of a great Sum of Money, ordered the like Sum to be brought
to him, and presented him with it, saying, _Take this Money Friend:
this Gift cannot make me poor; but should I grant thy request, I
should become very unjust_.
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Un Officier d’_Artaxerxes_ lui faisoit une injuste demande. Le
Roy ètant informé qu’il n’ètoit porté à la faire que parce qu’on
lui avoit promis une grande somme d’Argent, se fit apporter une
pareille somme, & la lui presenta en lui disant: _Prens cét Argent
là, mon ami, ce don ne sauroit m’appauvrir; mais si je t’accordois
ta demande, je deviendrois très injuste_.
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_Aristippus_ gave fifty Drachms for a Partridge, and as some body
censured such an Expence in a Philosopher, _Aristippus_ told him,
would you not buy it if it cost but a Farthing? he answered, with
all my Heart: _Well_, replied _Aristippus_, _fifty Drachms are no
more to me than a Farthing_.
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_Aristippe_ avoit fait acheter une Perdrix cinquante Dragmes,
& quelqu’un condamnant une telle depense en un Philosophe,
_Aristippe_ lui dit, ne l’acheteriez vous pas si elle ne coûtoit
qu’une Obole? il lui rêpondit, très volontiers: _Et à moi_,
repartit _Aristippe_, _cinquante Dragmes ne sont pas plus qu’une
Obole_.
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The same _Aristippus_ begged a Favour of King _Dionysius_ for one
of his Friends, and not being able to obtain it, he cast himself at
his Feet, with design to embrace them, and pray him, as he loved to
be entreated. Some body found fault with this Action, as unworthy
of a Philosopher; to whom he pleasantly answered: _You ought not to
lay the blame upon me, but upon King_ Dionysius_, who carries his
Ears at his Feet_.
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Le même _Aristippe_ demandoit au Roy _Denys_ une grace pour un de
ses Amis, & ne pouvant l’obtenir, il se jetta à ses pieds, & les
embrassa pour le prier en la maniere qu’il aimoit à être prié.
Quelqu’un lui reprochant cette action, comme indigne d’un Sage, il
répondit plaisamment: _La faute ne m’en doit pas être imputée, mais
au Roy_ Denys_, qui met ses Oreilles à ses Pieds_.
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The Ambassadors of _Greece_ grumbling because King _Philip_ slept
in the Day-time, and made them wait too long for an Audience: _Do
not wonder, Gentlemen_, said _Parmenio_, _if he sleeps whilst
you wake, for whilst you slept he was awake_. Giving them to
understand, that his Master had got the start of the _Grecians_,
whilst their divisions hindred them from minding their own Affairs.
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