"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three acts — John Shaqi
"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three actsCoward, Noël
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"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy) -- 20th century; Triangles (Interpersonal relations) -- Drama
Poor Edward.
CAROL
He doesn’t love me quite so much, either, you know.
EVELYN
Perhaps he wants to, but you won’t let him.
CAROL
Evie, why are we talking like this?
EVELYN
I don’t know.
CAROL
I can’t bear to pretend about things.
EVELYN
You’re quite right; it doesn’t pay in the long run.
CAROL
But I don’t want you to blame Edward and lecture him for something that’s
not entirely his fault.
EVELYN
I see.
CAROL
I’m awfully fond of him and I always shall be, but—
EVELYN
But what?
CAROL
Don’t let’s say any more about it.
EVELYN
All right. You’re rather a dear, you know.
CAROL
Am I?
EVELYN
More than I ever suspected!
CAROL
Oh, Evie!
[_They look at each other for a moment, EVELYN intently, CAROL with a
faintly wistful smile. BLACKWELL enters to collect the plates and
serve the sweet—pêche Melba—which he does during ensuing dialogue._]
EVELYN
You don’t like Zoe St. Merryn, do you?
CAROL
Why do you suddenly ask that?
EVELYN
I felt you didn’t this afternoon.
CAROL
She’s rather obvious, I think.
EVELYN
In what way?
CAROL
She tries to be clever.
EVELYN
I always thought she was clever.
CAROL
Yes, most men do, but very few women.
EVELYN
Why is that?
CAROL
Because they see through her. All that divorce business was a put-up job.
EVELYN
I say, Carol!
CAROL
Don’t look so shocked. Of course it was. She’s been so brave and defiant
over it. Men love that.
EVELYN
Aren’t you being a little hard on her?
CAROL
No, not really. I know her type so well.
EVELYN
She’s an old friend of Edward’s, isn’t she?
CAROL
Yes, but that hasn’t anything to do with it. She tried to marry him once.
EVELYN
He seems very fond of her.
CAROL
She flatters him terribly. He’s an awful baby.
EVELYN
Thank Heaven I haven’t got your feminine intuition. It must complicate
life dreadfully.
CAROL
It’s very useful sometimes.
EVELYN
Do you size everyone up so mercilessly.
CAROL
[_Laughing_]
Perhaps.
EVELYN
I’m trembling visibly.
CAROL
Nonsense! You’re not frightened by anything, really.
EVELYN
You don’t know!
[_BLACKWELL goes out._]
CAROL
Well, you shouldn’t be, anyhow.
EVELYN
That’s different.
CAROL
Why did you ask me not to tell Edward I was dining with you?
EVELYN
[_Nonplused_]
Did I?
CAROL
You know you did.
EVELYN
Perhaps I was afraid he’d think I was interfering again.
CAROL
Did he tell you that, too?
EVELYN
Yes.
CAROL
[_Smiling_]
Never mind.
EVELYN
I don’t. I’m used to Edward.
CAROL
So am I.
EVELYN
But when you tell me I’m interfering, I feel beastly.
CAROL
You are, you know.
EVELYN
There! You’ve done it again.
CAROL
People like Edward and me should be left to manage our own troubles.
EVELYN
All right. From now on I won’t say a word.
CAROL
Cheer up.
EVELYN
I’m a blundering fool, anyhow.
CAROL
[_Laughing_]
Yes.
EVELYN
And instead of making you like me, I’ve made you laugh at me.
CAROL
That’s not quite true.
EVELYN
I’m afraid it is.
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